September 4, 200322 yr Alright... so mean to Ian. What if he asks nicely, with a little begging after wards? Men are made to beg! On your knees, Ian!
September 4, 200322 yr While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The niece drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. A Near-Death Experience. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!" He has to be a liberal, because a conservative doesn't have a functional brain to begin with.
September 4, 200322 yr While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The niece drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. A Near-Death Experience. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!" He has to be a liberal, because a conservative doesn't have a functional brain to begin with. DIZAMMMMMMMN!
September 4, 200322 yr Im not sure why anyone calls themselves a liberal or conservative. All it says is you are a follower. Noone could possibly be 100 percent of either. Personally, Im right in the middle.
September 4, 200322 yr Im not sure why anyone calls themselves a liberal or conservative. All it says is you are a follower. Noone could possibly be 100 percent of either. Personally, Im right in the middle. I don't think many are 100% of either, but I'm well aware of what I'm not. Though I have been helped tremendously by some great conservatives with hearts and some liberals with brains. "If you aren't leaning left when you're young, something is wrong with your heart, if you aren't in the right when you are old, something is wrong with your brain." I'm young and poor so it's easy to see where I fall, but I'm left of liberal, so maybe when I'm your age I'll have slid back to the middle.
September 4, 200322 yr Author YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son It's a crack at me and people like me who don't believe in tax cuts for the richest 1%, believe in social programs for people, aren't in the belief of "f*** the poor" etc. It's fun that people enjoy 40 hour work weeks, 8 hour days, etc. yet they have the same audacity to piss on the liberal tradition that brought them these vast changes. What the hell?
September 4, 200322 yr YO mreye ahh whats a liberal....... THEN if I know what that is I can laugh BE GOOD son It's a crack at me and people like me who don't believe in tax cuts for the richest 1%, believe in social programs for people, aren't in the belief of "f*** the poor" etc. It's fun that people enjoy 40 hour work weeks, 8 hour days, etc. yet they have the same audacity to piss on the liberal tradition that brought them these vast changes. 40 hour workweeks? What the hell are those? Yeah, no kidding. I haven't had a work week less than 60 hours in years! Even when I am on vacation the laptop is on. I did a wire transfer last year while ON Space Mountian and was part of a conference call with It's a Small World ringing in the backround!
September 4, 200322 yr Yeah, no kidding. I haven't had a work week less than 60 hours in years! But 59 of those are spent here, right Steff?
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