This year I'm giving everyone a pair of green slippers and a dildo. That way if they don't like the slippers they can go f*** themselves.

Originally posted by zach23

This year I'm giving everyone a pair of green slippers and a dildo. That way if they don't like the slippers they can go f*** themselves.

 

Cool. Is KW on your list?

hey i just want a green pair of dildos f*** the slippers.....i wouldnt be leaving bed anytime soon to use them..........:o;)

And to my list I would like to add a pair of binoculars and a map to HSC's house.

Originally posted by bjmarte

And to my list I would like to add a pair of binoculars and a map to HSC's house.

 

 

 

send me a check for $25,000 and a self addressed stamped envelope and the map is yours.

Originally posted by zach23

This year I'm giving everyone a pair of green slippers and a dildo. That way if they don't like the slippers they can go f*** themselves.

 

 

Damn, and here I am getting you a Red Wings t shirt

Why does my girlfriend get offended when i i say all i want is a case of beer and a blow job? I think that's a simple and cheap gift.

The quality and time spent on the blow job you get from a girl friend are directly related to the quality and carets of the diamonds you give the girl friend.

Originally posted by cwsox

The quality and time spent on the blow job you get from a girl friend are directly related to the quality and carets of the diamonds you give the girl friend.

 

I quit this game. I'll jerk off and buy my own beer.

Originally posted by RedPinStripes

Why does my girlfriend get offended when i i say all i want is a case  of beer and a blow job? I think that's a simple and cheap gift.

 

Depends on the kind of beer.

All i need is cheap ice house.

Originally posted by RedPinStripes

Originally posted by cwsox

The quality and time spent on the blow job you get from a girl friend are directly related to the quality and carets of the diamonds you give the girl friend.

 

I quit this game. I'll jerk off and buy my own beer.

 

hey why change now.. its what your best at........just remember you cant fit both hands around it at the same time........

Originally posted by cwsox

Originally posted by zach23

This year I'm giving everyone a pair of green slippers and a dildo. That way if they don't like the slippers they can go f*** themselves.

 

 

Damn, and here I am getting you a Red Wings t shirt

 

Go ahead and get me one. I will use it to wipe my ass and then I will take it out to my brothers house to burn it. After burning it I will piss on the ashes.

Originally posted by RedPinStripes

Originally posted by cwsox

The quality and time spent on the blow job you get from a girl friend are directly related to the quality and carets of the diamonds you give the girl friend.

 

I quit this game. I'll jerk off and buy my own beer.

 

Cheaper, a lot less hassle, and still achieves the same end result.

and to think zach.. if he were double jointed he could give himself a blowjob and wash it down with his own beer...........

Originally posted by hotsoxchick1

and to think zach.. if he were double jointed he could give himself a blowjob and wash it down with  his own beer...........

They could call that a "Protein shot and a beer".

Maybe that should be listed here http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/prov.php?show=all

hey theres a novel idea for all those bar keeps.... i think the yuppie health nuts would go for it in a heartbeat.........brings new meaning to the shot otherwise known as a blowjob huh..........hey bartender ill take one of those blowjobs and a icehouse chaser........lmao...

Go ahead and get me one. I will use it to wipe my ass and then I will take it out to my brothers house to burn it. After burning it I will piss on the ashes.

 

And what size you want?

Get us both as big a size as they come in. The more jersey, the more fun it will be. I'll look forward to trashing it and will even make a video to send to you.:****:puke

GO RED WINGS! The defending Stanley Cup champs will do it again...

 

 

Sorry zach, I am on your side when you are dealing with idiots on the MLB board, and your bro is a great guy and wonderful friend, but whwn it comes to hockey you are hopelessly involved with a perpetual loser. Meanwhile, here in Michigan we dance to 3 Stanley Cups in 6 years - have the hawks even made the playoffs 3 times in the last 6 years?

 

Love ya anyway!

Originally posted by hotsoxchick1

and to think zach.. if he were double jointed he could give himself a blowjob and wash it down with  his own beer...........

 

If i could, i'd never leave the house!

f*** the deadwings!!!!!!!

Originally posted by cwsox

GO RED WINGS! The defending Stanley Cup champs will do it again...

I don't know what you're all smoking, but it's all about the Blues.

Originally posted by doubleM23

I don't know what you're all smoking, but it's all about the Blues.

 

A blues fan is almost as bad as a dead wings fan.