Moan4Yoan

Bet you he still fails to throw the runner out with his noodle arm if he doesn't biff the pickup.

Charlie Tilson, you are a bum. Even if you didn't biff the pickup your noodle arm still probably blows it.

Name names, please. Puig will likely get 2, probably 3 years easy just because of his age and recent history of success.

I'm staying positive with Lopez. But maybe we need a new pitching coach that can assist him. Look at Giolito... horrible last year but tweaked his delivery without Cooper's assistance and is a top starter in the MLB this year. So if Giolito sucked last year and Lopez was average last year and sucks this year, what is the common denominator?

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Blah.

Man, that swing at that slider was embarrassing by Jose.

Agreed. I know Chicago White Sox thinks we are signing top talent but I would seriously take advantage of Puig's suckitude this year and sign him to a cheapish 3 year deal. Good D, strong arm, and a .800+ OPS usually. Then spend most of your money on starting pitching and bullpen.

Can't believe that didn't get out. Looked like he crushed it.

Dammit, ground rule double. Fuck.

You guys are nuts. It was an awkward play. He had no footing and no momentum. That was the best he could do.

Sick play by Odor.

Take 3 Tilson.

Most lefties can't, which is why you platoon him with McCann. We just need to know if he can catch.

Three true outcomes... AB #1: BB AB #2: HR AB #3: Groundout AB #4: Strikeout

We just signed Hector Sanchez, dude!

FU

Time to destroy some crappy Texas relievers.

Haha, Bummer doesn't need good defense. Horrible name, amazing reliever.

Omg, McCann. WTF.

Plus, he got the previous batter (Mazara) out on a massive hanger and a nice play by Anderson.

Okay, now yank him. Still pretty sweet to see him throwing 97 at 100 pitches. But man, get a new pitching coach in here to help him with his repertoire if Cooper can't.

Lopez gets some help from Timmay on that massive hanger. Getting to be time to pull Lopez, haha.

I know Cubs fans don't care because they won a WS but man, they gave up an absolute stud in Gleybor Torres for 3 months of wife beater Chapman.

I'd milk him until he gives up his first hit in the next inning. He's only at 89 pitches. A 6 inning quality start in Texas should boost his confidence.