MurcieOne

Heather I have one word for you....... well actually it's several words...... but... Icy Hot in their underpants..... if you can find a way to accomplish this..... I promise you... Nappy Roots will never be played again. If that doesn't work you could always sleep with them. But then you'd be asking me questions alot more frequently...... such as "Why hasn't he called" "Is their another woman?" and as we Know Murcie is already busy enough.

Well Jjav....... Thats an interesting question...... I think the only way to help you on this one is to give you my 10 Steps for a better day countdown. Number 10 Wake Up and "Love Yourself" Dont just think it...... say it! Wake up and say hey goodlooking.... hey Jjav...... I love you! Number 9 Don't Bathe! By engaging in proper hygene, all your doing is rinsing off all the goodness you've accumulate during the day. People calling you smelly? Do what I do..... tell em to go f*** themselves! Number 8 Have Regular "Love Time" with a significant other. It's the only think that keeps me going! Number 7 Join a Club! For example..... I am in the "Japanimation Club" We watch all kinds of " crazy " japaneese cartoons.... plus I am the only member who can speak english and doesn't have multicolored spikey hair! It's f***ing Hilarious! Number 6 Find time during the day to reflect on all the homies who aren't here in more...... without them.......were nothing. Number 5 Think Globally...... Act Locally! It's the equation for success. Number 4 See number 8 Number 3 Watch television.... thats where you learn... books are just instruments of the devil. THINK........If god wanted you to read.... why would he invent movie adaptations of books? Make Sense? Does to me Number 2 Drink...... and Heavily......... As Homer Simpson once said....... Alcohol is the cause for and the answer to alllllllllll of life's little problems. Example.... can't pay your mortgage?...... If your completely wasted.... that problem "may" go away! Number 1 here it is Jjav...... the whole Kit n Kabootle. Get as much poontang as ya can while ya can. that my man is the goal of life! Hope I helped!

BY THE WAY MARIO This is the ask Murcie Thread...... Not the ask MOLTO thread!

Now one at a time friends one at a time..... Michelle (Hotsoxchick1) I believe you were first...... I believe a big part of being a fan in chicago is...... learning to accept that we suck, and that probably isn't going to change anytime soon. Once in awhile god throughs us a bone, and we get a playoff team in '00, or like '98 for the cubs...... but they are just facades, we suck, we suck, WE suck. So to answer your question..... Ask yourself.... Do you love being a soxfan or love this team (as in the management etc...) because if your doing this to support a organization who consitently "s***s" you..... you must be on some mind bending narcodics! However...... IF you love the feeling you get when you say my name is Michelle and I am a sox fan, and if you don't like it you can stand infront of oncoming traffic.... then ya know what buy the ticks enjoy the game and then come to Soxtalk.com and tell us how they suck. Now this Barons idea is intriguing..... but I think you could possibly die from the JetLag...... but there is the aspect of......"Air Love" If ya know what I am talking about..... find urself a mate take him in to that tiny stinky airplane bathroom and allow him become a lifetime member to the only club "A mile High"

But back to the allowing minorities into CPS HS....... Take a look at North Side Prep..... If your White you have to score in the 96 Pecentile to get in...... If your a minority it's the 55th percentile...... Does this sound right to all you liberal f***s?

Why is Legalizing drugs the answer?? I dont care how much money the government will make, it's lowering our standards lower than they already are. We all know how drugs are horribly addicting..... all your gonna do is create alot more poverty, and alot more addicts...... prolly alot more welfare. If we legalize drugs whats next? infant prostituton? tightest pussy you'll ever have..... but I mean there is a reason the government hasn't taken the drug money and legalized drugs. because they ruin lives! If you wanna do drugs, you just gonna have to do it the way you are used to, infear and illegally.

Why can't we dream?

Well I'm to clear on the artwork question..... but response is try harder. Now onto the overweight part.......... "I think you should stop eating so much you tubbo piece of garbage.... do you wanna be a big moose your whole life?" these were the words of my mother when i was only 7 years old....... going through an akward period of being moderatley obese...... yes that right, when I was much younger I was a chubby bastard...... I dont deny it...... I embrace it..... it makes me remember what I can become if i dont follow some sort of healthy eating plan. And you might think that my mother must be a real b****..... she is! But that stirring speech motivated me to become the lean muscular man that I am now! Oh yeah the parents thing is weak you need to get a life you f***ing homo..... how are you ever gonna lose your virginity living in your parents basement? Thank you for you question Mat........ and remember...... You can't spell Murcielago without a U, as in You!

Good read Thanks Never heard of this Webster kid...... better start gearing up for next year! *Cough, Cough* that goes for both of us Jason!

GOP f***ING RULES!!!!

Flinstone's chewable Vitamins.

Well Heather, I have a spectacular Idea, if I don't say so myself...... I think you should go to your local pornography store, and buy 12-18 inch black rubber "pleasure inducer." Take it home and lets just say you wont be so goddamn up tight anymore! ORRRRR...... you could just wait until this artistic genious gets some spare time to make you one just as everyone else is doing. If I were you I'd go with option number 1..... it's alot more........... fun! Wouldn't you say so Joe Batters?

I think we are gonna win the world series this year..... against the cubs! Game 7....... Mark Prior vs Mark Buehrle..... 9th inning.... 2 outs down 4-3 Paul Konerko Singles...... Maggs Steps up and belts one outta the park. 5-4 Sox Win. Pandemonium sets in. Riots.... countless numbers of dockers and doc martins ruined. Whata thought

Hello, My name is Murcielago. I am the "Lead Developer" here at Soxnet.net and Soxtalk.com. But I am actually much....much more, I want to become your spiritual leader and well best friend also. So any trouble your having lets say...... your having trouble with a bully at school, or that gay guy at the gym who is always checking your ass out and helping you with workouts, and getting alittle to close while doing so if ya know what I mean....... ask me for guidence, and I shall not do you wrong. I may be number 33 on the Hockey Rink...... but I also wanna be number 1 in your hearts!

you sucks! go anti-you! See now this is why Spiff rules. Stick it to the man baby! or in this case the WOman

Hawks f***ing RULLLLLLLE!!!!!!!! Chelios is a b****, I heard he stuck Niki in the face after he shelfed it on Legace

Might not be a horrible idea. But I like Roachie alot so.....

Did you just diss Corona? Jason ur a f***ing f**! You need to grow some hair on ur tiny nuts!

f*** the Skirt!

Critiquing other men's appearances? Homosexual tendency MM? eh dont worry we don't discriminate here at Soxtalk.com

"Suck to blow"...... sounds like a line from Spaceballs....... So does this "Keep firing assholes"

I'd like to see Manos and CLEE share DH duties........ of course Frank would have to make a exit for that to happen.

Bruce Kimm ::shudder:: stay away!!!!!!

Mr. Cream-puff #92 Nylander is now property of the Washington Capitals.... We now are proud owners of Andrei Nikolishin a tough big defensive face-off winning center, and Chris Simon a ass kicking mother f***ing badass right winger who can put the puck in the net! Good Deal Smithov!

Mike Porzio is a ugly no talent hack! But still better than Wunsch