flippedoutpunk

QUOTE(T R U @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:58 PM) I put a rose in a girls locker with a note that said "Will you go to Prom with me" and that was money ^yeah that^ or find out what car is hers and leave a note on her windshield wiper, and some C4 under her car in case she says no.. it worked for me once honestly (not the C4)

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:53 PM) yea...she is a good girl, so it might be simple... thats good, just do what T R U said and get urself fixed up.. Get yourself a southside fade and a nice G-unit outfit and ur good to go... *Imagines Dougly dressed like that*

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:42 PM) carl and flippedoutpunk are the ladies men... what kinda girl is she doug? is she ur average chick or is she ghetto as hell, if its the latter im afraid your gona need to get a tattoo on ur neck of ur moms name or something in order to get a response...

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 12:30 AM) i have no friends that are girls... plus im such a loner... ur makin it hard for us to help u, i dont believe that you have absolutely NO friends that are girls

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 11:31 PM) Yeah, Ladies love confidence..... Confidence and BIG COCKS. So here's my advice: Go to the supermarket by yourself an appropriately sized and shaped fruit or vegetable, and then throw it down your shorts in a nice banana hammock. I know baggy pants are in these days, so you might have to rub up against the girl while you are asking her for her to notice. The key is to only rub your junk on her just enough for her to notice. Too much and you'll 1) creep her out, and 2) bruise your fruit or vegetable so that you can't have it for lunch later. LMAO! thats got to be the funniest s*** i have ever read in my life.. funny and true, awesome Gene...

QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 11:22 PM) The kid isn't even reading the thread! WTF? He is ordering the Russian bride. I hope he picked UPS next-day delivery though or else by the time she gets to his mailbox prom will be long gone...

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 11:14 PM) im a loser...thats why Order one of those russian brides

QUOTE(Goldmember @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 01:17 PM) my guess was close... actually the other rumor is that a top Quake player typed pwned instead of owned during a tournament and it caught on from then on throughout the nerd community..

From what i remember it comes from a programming error from some old computer game where when you play online and you kill somebody the automatic message said "(Players Name) was pwned by (Other Players Name)" I cant rememeber the video game though..

Id also go with UD tickets, though you wont have access to the concourse level but its not that big of a deal IMO.

i didnt know they had Brians gay cousin! i bought a couple of those at that Suncoast video store, they look hilarious

QUOTE(SoxAce @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 01:14 PM) lol! how long have you had that 2nd quote of mine in your sig

QUOTE(elrockinMT @ Mar 13, 2005 -> 02:16 PM) What did he have? its been reported by two conflicting sources already

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Mar 12, 2005 -> 03:41 PM) I heard that he had an Italian sub with extra pickles and easy lettuce. My source tells me it was 3 Tacos de carne asada sin cebolla.

QUOTE(CubKilla @ Mar 11, 2005 -> 11:12 PM) When Valentin is practically a lock for .300/30/100, hit me up. Check ur PMs

The shrinkage episode was my fav

QUOTE(CrimsonWeltall @ Mar 11, 2005 -> 07:43 PM) If Whoopie Goldberg were a man and made multiple jokes about raping Nancy Reagan, she'd get the same response. You mean thats a woman??? :puke

QUOTE(rangercal @ Mar 11, 2005 -> 05:40 PM) I hope you are a girl, whats wrong with being gay??? you heartless conservative! jk i love my bush

QUOTE(rangercal @ Mar 11, 2005 -> 05:36 PM) Will Jose have more Hrs or errors this year? HRs and he will have a .900 SXN%(sexiness) for all you stat heads out there

Jose Valentin hit a 2 run shot to beat the red sox, wheres his article?

QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 10, 2005 -> 02:23 PM) Then you can take her to the game!

that's an amazing story soxman, congratulations on winning your fight

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Mar 10, 2005 -> 04:06 PM) Haha, damn popo. That sucks you got the s*** beat out of you for nothing. lol you get used to it after a while if you've lived near 26th street for about 13 years

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Mar 10, 2005 -> 03:59 PM) Did the Cops ever catch the thugs who tried to steal your car? Nope i dont think they did.. They probably arrived at the scene 4 hours after i was already gone :banghead

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 10, 2005 -> 11:01 AM) http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/25512/ was that recorded at the Moody Bible Institute?