JayMariotti

Oh the jealousy that exsists in here is sad really. :headshake Just know that what I say is gold, and go from there.

A joke, what do you mean this is a joke? This isn't one of my columns? Happy April Fools Day all! I just gotta say that I am glad we didn't leave the bats in Birmingham this year And yes it was me, SS, that was Jay. Come on, who else could be that witty? Hopefully we didn't offend anyone, and :fthecubs

Kerry Wood

QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:30 AM) I'm a Mark Prior fan of injury. jealous much?

QUOTE(doUrememberwhen @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:28 AM) funny but i'd rather not see kerrys face on our site jmo... Mark Prior fan I take it?

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:17 AM) Typical Kotex boy though... can't get his facts straight...Walmart greeter? Are you kidding me? She works for Kmart b****!! hehe I can't help it your mom can't keep her stories straight or her legs closed.

QUOTE(mreye @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:22 AM) Huh? You're such an idiot you're not making sense anymore. It figures you aren't smart enough to understand me.

QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:18 AM) Hey Jay, don't you work for the 2nd best paper in town? Only when I leave for a real city...

Progress, baby.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:12 AM) And we're still advocating the upgrade? I'm here.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:09 AM) There's rules around here, Mr. Mariotti. Don't attack people. I can't help it he can't handle some constructive critisism.

QUOTE(mreye @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:10 AM) Oooo. Tell me more, Jay. I lend you 50 cents so you can afford a Sun-Times... You are on your own to find someone to read it to you though.

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:03 AM) So today the role of Kotex boy is being played by SouthSider?? As fake as this is its still funny as s*** though... Its as fake as when you mom saids she works a greeter at Wal-Mart. Don't worry she'll be home for dinner.

QUOTE(mreye @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:01 AM) Hey, Troll. Get a life. You wish you could have my life. You get to see Mark Priors calves everyday on WGN, but I get to see much more than that

Hey Sox fan, GET A JOB!