BigSqwert

So nice to wake up with a surprising win. I was sure we'd lose by 5 the way things fell apart.

Happy birthday fellas!

I'd rather have a belly itcher instead of Jose as a pitcher.

Has Hawk dove out of the booth yet to kill himself?

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 10:16 PM) Words can't describe the hatred I have of Jose Contreras on the mound. ^^^^^^^^^^^

WGN should just play the Benny Hill music whenever our team is on defense.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:38 PM) Dying to see that. RT score now only at 91%. I'm going to have to pass now. I only see movies that are 92% or greater on that site. /sarcasm

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:37 PM) Every at bat? That would get annoying really fast, even for the A's fans in the stadium. I made that up. Was trying to come up with the most depressing song I could think of. Whenever I heard the M*A*S*H theme song I felt like jumping out of my window. I never watched the show growing up because of that song.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:18 PM) I hate games in Oakland. They always seem sad. I think it has something to do with the fact that there is usually about 5,000 people at the stadium. They also play "Suicide is Painless" for every home batters' at bat.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 08:55 AM) G-Force? Already saw that 4 times.

District 9 with a 94% Rotten Tomatoes score. I know what I'll be seeing this weekend.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 08:12 AM) Probably. Philly fans are dicks. I feel bad for PETA people AND Michael Vick. Never feel bad for PETA people.

Hating off days after a loss.

GMAFB. We give up one run in 14 innings and people are complaining about the pitching.

16 baserunners and we haven't scored. Insane.

Epic at bat by Nix.

QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:39 AM) been there, done that. You've blown my dog?

I think my dog is giving himself a blowjob.

I'd like our chances better if we placed a tee at the plate instead of bringing in Linebrink.

Dotel get deported?

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:13 AM) We should put Thornton back in. He can throw Colon's jersey on and stick a few pillows underneath. Maybe slap some bbq sauce on his chin.

Looking back at this game I'm wondering if Ozzie let Dye, PK, Wise, etc fly to Oakland early. Kotsay!

QUOTE (GordoTheGreat @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:09 AM) I've got an ugly feeling about this. A guy who can't hit, seemingly hits well against us. You've made that abundantly clear.

QUOTE (Friend of Nordhagen @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:08 AM) Pods. Trying to contribute.

Maybe they'll waste an out by bunting.