A man walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the
most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. He walked over to inspect
it more closely.
As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped him. Very embarrassed,
he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
There, standing right behind him, was a salesman. With a pleasant
smile he greeted him, "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Sir, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna s*** when you
hear the price."