Steff

Yeah.. umm.. when is the next meeting...? You've got me scared to talk to my dog now. Seriously.. I say "bad, down" to the jumping. Smack on the butt.. or whatever I can get to.. . Then she goes to her bed, and I give her that "you are a horrible animal" look. Then I tell her to stay or sit. If she does, she gets a treat. 5 or 6 minutes in between one action and the other. Is that enough time? I'll think about bringing her on the 6th. Vince, how's the kennel? Do I need to make an appointment?

Who's on 1st..?

Oye..! I can just imagine NUKE in full fatigues walking the White House halls with a maching gun, granades, etc.. hanging off his belt. Telling people to drop and give him 50. Screaming out things like "affirmative" and "negatory".

If ya show us where Saddam's $$$ is

No offense to ya Vince.. But NO WAY in hell do I want that long winded mofo in office . Geez.. the State of the Union is already what.. 2 hours long?

Thank God for spellchecker!!

Hmmm... prison and exile.

OMG... stepping on their paws?? I'm going to do the leash thing. That sounds best. By the way. the shock think is supposedly a remote control thing that is instant and controlled. So if she got shocked when she jumped, then went down, then got praised for not jumping, do you think she'd still possibly grow afraid of people? Regardless.. I'm going to use your idea first. Thanks!

Several of the players were supposed to tour the observation deck that morning. They were minutes away from heading over there when the 1st plane hit. 15 more minutes.. very surreal. Since the phone service was messed up it was a few hours before families got to talk to their sons/husbands. Very tense time.

No, HSC and I share the same opinion on Goo-boy. Yep. They both think he sucks. LOL.. just giving mike and tony something else to b**** about. yep we do share the same thoughts on colon.. so what... hes not what he once was........no biggie.... as if i give two s***s what they b**** about.......who cares...... OK Michelle.. that one flew right over ya...

That one is MINE!! And go with 12

Oh mikey.. I don't hate you. I love your kind. Gives me a chance to use this :dips*** and this

There ya go again... lying.

These are ELo's game logs. http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/players/ga...og?statsId=6394 Hudson is no where close for the first two months http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/players/ga...og?statsId=6245 Zito looks close, but I think only after his April 8th start would be be ahead of ELo that and for a couple of days in May. http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/players/ga...og?statsId=6394 Mulder started off terrible http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/players/ga...og?statsId=6393 Thanks SS. No ESPN access here though I'll look when I get home.

Liar, liar, liar, liar If I said it.. quote it. C'mon. I never said he sucked. I never said we can't get rid of him. I agreed with Michelle that he has not had 3 excellent years (as did a few others). I did say he hides in the corner. I've known Paul since he came here from Cincy (at the expense of Mike Cameron - idiot Sox mgmt! ) and I have had the pleasure of meeting Paul's fiance now, too. Paul is very timid.. hates the limelight, and does not go after reporters to make a comment. Now... I never said what you said I did.. so you are a liar. And you will continue to be a liar until you stop ASSuming things and acting on those ASSumptions. Listen.. I'm not a bad person. I just don't like being called a liar. I don't lie. If you want to question something you think I meant.. do that. And for the last time.. I am a girl. Never had a sex change. Only have one name - the same name - on all Sox boards I post on. And doubt seriously that I could get everyone on this site to lie for me just to prove a point to you. But that was a very interesting scenerio. You must be a law major, right? Lawyers are assholes. Bubye..

Oh Lord I did NOT mean to say Mussina!! He had a horrible June and July compared to ELo. Maybe Zito..? Mulder? Were they at least close? Oh crap.. I don't know.

I thought Halladay and Mussina were ahead of him in April & May and them and Zito in June...? Not a bg deal. And 4 months makes it an ever better argument for him to win it! Can you believe Keith is in the mix..? Oye! Sure hope that doesn't come back to bit Kenny in the arse... again!

Hmm.. so how about the other 30 people in the picture..?

Hell yes he did! Good grief.. I don't even want to think about where we'd be if he wasn't on. And with the best ERA in the league for what.... nearly 2 months?

No, HSC and I share the same opinion on Goo-boy. Yep. They both think he sucks. LOL.. just giving mike and tony something else to b**** about.

What? I don't believe southsider was even at that party..? Were you ss? Besides.. there's at least 15 people on this board along that have met me, in person and know that I'm not a guy. OMG... are you for real? :dips***

LOL.. Previous discussions...? What precious discussions have I had with you..? Did I disagree that Paul had a good game last night..? Now.. let's get back to the matter at hand, liar. Where did I say Paul sucks..?

Baaa haaaa.. OMG.. That has got to be the funniest thing, ever! If you must know.. there's a picture on the off topic board. I'm the one in the front. ROTFLMAO!! You are funny!!

Oh crap. That's all we need.

I didn't say Konerko sucks, liar. And I didn't learn how to keep score until I was 5. Keep up, kiddo.