Where did you get that moochpuppy? I have told that story many times! Have you heard this one:
4 fans are climbing a mountain. A Sox fan, a Cubs fans, Braves fan, and a Red Sox fan. They all get to the top and the Braves fan says "This is for the Braves!" and he jumps off. The Red Sox fans says "f*** You Curse of the Bambino!" and he jumps off. Then the Sox fan says "This is for the White Sox!" and pushes the Cubs fan off the cliff!