Dane Cook is 1 funny man! But my favorite stand-up comedian is George Lopez. Anyways, my favorite piece of Dane Cook is when he's talking about Crappy Jobs and how his 1st crappy job was Burger King! Here a quote off the top of my head:
"My brother used to put me on drive thru every night. Why do people insist on yelling at the drive thru? I mean we have modern technology, I'd be ther with my little headset 'Hello, Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?' 'WHOPPER!' Um sir, you dont have to...' 'WHOPPER, NO ONIONS! LARGE FRIES!'"
This guy is hilarious.