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You asked for it! I did three chicks then I pointed at the doorA girl entered in so that made it fourI snapped one time in came another fiveAdd 'em all up and that makes nineThe average age 26.5Now that's what I call gettin' some piNext: Stupid People

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 03:20 PM) Cake? Cibo Matto - "Birthday Cake" Do you have a headache or heartbreak? Are you made or broken by the birthday cake? You may be slow on the uptake I pour pot in the birthday cake So what! say what! for my own sake Next topic: Butter This Long-Distance Dedication goes out all the other really old SoxTalkers. Released in 1968 by the Foundations, and hitting number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100, it's Build Me Up, Buttercup. Why do you build me up Buttercup, baby just to let me down and mess me around? And then worst of all you never call, baby, hen you say you will, but I love you still. Next: salad

If you find you can't tell the difference between Jerry Owens and Jerry Reinsdorf, I'd say it's time to consult the Jerry Manuel.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 02:02 PM) Vampires? A Little Neil Young I'm a vampire, babe, suckin' blood from the earth I'm a vampire, baby, suckin' blood from the earth. Well, I'm a vampire, babe, sell you twenty barrels worth. I had to google that one. Anyone else with Vampire? See? How hard was that? I had 4 in mind, including that one (no Googling needed, mind you). The no-brainer, was Sting's "Moon Over Bourbon Street." More obscure unless you are a Midwest power pop enthusiast is "Aches and Pains" by Adrian Belew's band The Bears: Aches and Pains, I hear some women have fangs. I'lll help you count your scars tomorrow And, completely obscure unless you are a Todd Head is Utopia's "Rock Love": Let me be your protection, keep the vampires off your neck Sample your wine and stay so near that youll never have a thing to fear Get thee behind me, Satan! See? Piece of cake.

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 01:32 PM) One way to make sure you don't have hard questions asked of you? Make up your own reporters. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...7102502488.html Now if only Ari, Scotty, Tony, and Dana had figured out this nifty trick their lives could have been so much easier.

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 01:34 PM) Rolling Stones on the Ed Sullivan Show "Let's Spend Some Time Together Now I need you more than ever." Next topic: midgets FZ (yet again), Camarillo Brillo She had a snake for a pet and an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf but she wasnt done yet She had gray-green skin. A doll with a pin I told her she was alright but I couldnt come in Still on vampires

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 01:21 PM) Going slightly off because my son just discoved Warren Zevon He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent. Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair. You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim. Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor. and aren't werewolves and vampires close enough? next Topic: Censorship Zappa, The Central Scrutinizer (Joe's Garage, Act II Scene 1) This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC! Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE FUTURE). Next: Vampires. Not panzy-azz werewolves. Vampires

The other night I saw Brian Downing a fifth of Southern Comfort. He's not the only glutton though, as I'm sure Wilbur Wood eat en entire 22" pizza given the chance. But the worst of the lot by far. . . after doing tequila shots all night Terry Forster to perform an unnatural act of depravity involving a live baby octopus, a balpeen hammer and several short lengths of surgical rubber tubing. See. . . and I was convinced I couldn't sink any lower.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 12:50 PM) I can only think of Robert Palmer I'm in the mood, I'm in the mood, I'm in the mood for a melody Next topic: Big Guys Robert Palmer?!?? I guess I'm just not up on his post-Zeppelin solo stuff. . . Big Strong Man (My Brother Sylveste - Irish Trad.) Have you heard about the big strong man? He lived in a caravan. Have you heard about the Jeffrey Johnson fight? Oh, Lord what a hell of a fight. You can take all of the heavyweights you’ve got. We’ve got a lad that can beat the whole lot. He used to ring bells in the belfry, Now he’s gonna fight Jack Demspey. Next: Vampires

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 09:32 AM) Paul Anka Havin' my baby What a lovely way of sayin' How much you love me Next topic: Muskrats You will NOT get me to go down the Dark Path of Captain & Tennille Muskrat Ramble - traditional ragtime tune, probably done most famously by Dean Martin: They're gonna play that Muskrat Ramble tune The way you never ever heard it played Get ready for the big parade Next topic: LP records

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QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 10:06 PM) Actually sounds damn cool! Anytime you throw in a theremin you got something cool going on!!! Damn Skippy! Rock On, Mr. Theremin Player, Rock On.

QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 10:39 PM) Just because I've been waiting to use a Zappa song: Frank Zappa - Muffin Man Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin! Next: zebras :headbang Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin. Great album, and a kick-ass reunion of Frank and Beefheart. My band in high school used to do muffin man and Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy, which probably explains why we didn't land too many high school dance gigs. OK, Zebras. . . how about Jimi and one of my top 5 favorite songs of all time. Little Wing: Butterflies and zebras and moonbeams and fairy tales. Thats all she ever thinks about Riding with the wind. Next topic: knocked up

QUOTE(BigEdWalsh @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 12:04 AM) Sold my plasma in Amsterdam. Nursey, nursey, I dont see. Well I don't understand what your doin' to me. Nurse Rosetta, I won't let her, catch me peering down her sweater. Your mother's waiting for you, wearing her high-heel shoes and her low-neck sweater. Soft fuzzy sweater so magical too touch. To see her in that negligee was really all too much. Ho, ho, ho, It's magic you know. Never believe, it's not so, it's magic, you know. This magic moment. While your lips are close to mine. Will last forever, forever till the end of time. I'm not content to be with you in the daytime. Girl I want to be with you all of the time. No time for a summer friend. No time for the love you send. Seasons change and so did I. You need not wonder why. She wants to live in the Rockies. She says that's where we'll find peace. Colorado never knew sky so blue. You're my Blue Sky, you're my sunny day. Lord you know you make me high when you turn your love my way. Blue skies smiling at me. Nothing but blue skies do I see. I'm blue-do-be-do-be-do-be-do gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-yeah. I'm blue-do-be-do-be-do-be-do. De doo doo doo de da da da, is all I want to say to you. De doo doo doo de da da da, they're meaningless and all that's true.

Go to Vegas to see Oscar Gamble his cash away. Having retired to sunny South Florida, I'd have expected Chuck Tanner than he was. Granny lived in a mud hut so she decided to have Eric Soderholm. I parked in the wrong place, only to see Bucky Dent my brand new car. After a week-long cattle drive, the cowboy had a bad case of Harry Chappas. The Partridge Family was really twisted. I hear Danny and Rubin the creepy manager used to watch Keith Foulke Lori in the back seat of that horrid van. After years of seeing the dudes with the full heads of hair come out on top, it was refreshing for once to see James Baldwin. After suffering several losses, it was nice to see Danny Darwin I think I might have Billy Pierce my ear. And if I think if I want to get everything else pierced, well, that's definately a job for Jimmy Piersall. I got sick after eating that primitive bony fish and the whole night everybody listened to me Ralph Garr. This Christmas I'l make the bathroom especially festive when I hang some Jon Garland The other night we were shooting craps and I lent Brook Fordyce. I hope he returns them The kids wanted Dick Allen's autograph but the security guard told them to wait with the crowd behind the Alan Bannister. Apparently, nobody wanted Gavin Floyd's autograph because there was nobody behind the Floyd Bannister. If you are going to make fun of one of her knees, please pick on her normal knee, Bill, Nahorodny. I heard La Marr Hoyt that poor gal fooling around in bed the other night. Alas, another victim of the big Lamar Johnson. OK, I'm really scraping bottom here . . . I better stop now.

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 06:42 PM) Sold my plasma in Amsterdam. Nursey, nursey, I dont see. Well I don't understand what your doin' to me. Nurse Rosetta, I won't let her, catch me peering down her sweater. Your mother's waiting for you, wearing her high-heel shoes and her low-neck sweater. Soft fuzzy sweater so magical too touch. To see her in that negligee was really all too much. Ho, ho, ho, It's magic you know. Never believe, it's not so, it's magic, you know. This magic moment. While your lips are close to mine. Will last forever, forever till the end of time. I'm not content to be with you in the daytime. Girl I want to be with you all of the time. No time for a summer friend. No time for the love you send. Seasons change and so did I. You need not wonder why. She wants to live in the Rockies. She says that's where we'll find peace. Colorado never knew sky so blue. You're my Blue Sky, you're my sunny day. Lord you know you make me high when you turn your love my way.

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 07:09 PM) Kelly - "Shoes" These shoes cost 300 dollars. These shoes cost 300 dollars These shoes cost 300 f***ing dollars. LETS GET EM! Next topic: Getting them. Pink Floyd - In the Flesh Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? Get 'em up against The Wall. There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me. Get 'em up against The Wall. Next: car crash

QUOTE(BigEdWalsh @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 12:36 PM) Moody Blues I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think. Of course you are my bright little star, I've miles And miles Of files Pretty files of your forefather's fruit and now to suit our great computer, You're magnetic ink. Next topic: fence Five Man Electrical Band, Signs And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, Hey! what gives you the right Next Up: footwear

Four bones total. I was born with a broken clavicle, apparently the delivery doctor was pretty ham-fisted in yanking me out. I also broke both of my big toes on different occessions. One of those toes I broke while playing a hardcore game of duck-duck-goose while barefoot. I guess that accident wouldn't be too surprising for a kid, but I was 20 years old at the time at a kegger at The Beutiful Place in Urbana, so it's a pretty dorky way to have broken a bone. Most recently I broke my thumb when I slammed my hand into a tree trunk running to catch a ball while playing baseball with my kids at the park. Also a fairly dumb way to break a bone. Then again, is there a smart way to do it?

QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 24, 2007 -> 11:02 PM) LOL. Anyone remember back in the late 60s maybe early 70s a DJ in Chicago that would record a fake newscast and include answers in song? Kind of like this Where were you when this happened? Cue music "smoking in the boy's room" . . . Dionne Warwick In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star Weeks turn into years. How quck they pass And all the stars that never were Are parking cars and pumping gas Days of the week The friggin' Easybeats, for the other dinosaurs around here. . . Wednesday goes too slow. Thursday just don't go. I'll have Friday on my mind. It's gonna' happen in the city. Next: Dinosaurs

QUOTE(BigEdWalsh @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 12:00 AM) I was born in a cross-fire hurricane. A pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day when the New York Times said "God is Dead" and "The War's Begun". I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing. Love of mine, someday you will die. We've already said ‘So long’. I don't want to see you go. Oh you had better go now Because something about you makes me say wow. We got a wham bam shang-a-lang and a sha-la-la-la-la-la thing. Every shing a ling a ling That they're startin' to sing So fine. Grandpa was a Carpenter, he built houses, stores and banks. Chain smoked Camel cigarettes and hammered nails in planks. If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show. That's hyped and tight. There's a Hammer in My Heart pounding out your name. There's a Hammer in My Heart. . . Here in comes again. I go through all this before you wake up. Wake up in the morning to yourself, open your head and look around you. Just look around, yes look around. There is someone walking behind you. Turn around, look at me. See Me. Feel Me. Touch Me. Heal Me. Soon you will see me, cos I'll be all around you. Keep away from run-around Sue. Sue-ue-ue-ue-ue, who cares what people say? I tell ya. Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue. Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues, and you know it don't come easy. If you want it here it is, Come and Get It, Mmm-mm-mmm, make your mind up fast. So theres really no need to give any sass. Don't you give me no dirty looks. Your father's hip; he knows what cooks. Papa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat. Well now she had a big hat, my it was high, Had bananas and mangos all piled to the sky And I'll search the world over for my angel in black. Yeah, I'll search the world over for my Eurotrash Girl. Pretending to be some kind of calendar girl, I'll pull you out and I'll pin you down, Dianne. Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl, I love, I love, I love my little calender girl. Pictures of Lilly made my life so wonderful.

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 24, 2007 -> 08:32 PM) I was born in a cross-fire hurricane. A pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day when the New York Times said "God is Dead" and "The War's Begun". I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing. Love of mine, someday you will die. We've already said ‘So long’. I don't want to see you go. Oh you had better go now Because something about you makes me say wow. We got a wham bam shang-a-lang and a sha-la-la-la-la-la thing. Every shing a ling a ling That they're startin' to sing So fine. Grandpa was a Carpenter, he built houses, stores and banks. Chain smoked Camel cigarettes and hammered nails in planks. If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show. That's hyped and tight. There's a Hammer in My Heart pounding out your name. There's a Hammer in My Heart. . . Here in comes again. I go through all this before you wake up. Wake up in the morning to yourself, open your head and look around you. Just look around, yes look around. There is someone walking behind you. Turn around, look at me. See Me. Feel Me. Touch Me. Heal Me. Soon you will see me, cos I'll be all around you. Keep away from run-around Sue. Sue-ue-ue-ue-ue, who cares what people say? I tell ya. Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue. Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues, and you know it don't come easy. If you want it here it is, Come and Get It, Mmm-mm-mmm, make your mind up fast. So theres really no need to give any sass. Don't you give me no dirty looks. Your father's hip; he knows what cooks. Papa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat. Well now she had a big hat, my it was high, Had bananas and mangos all piled to the sky And I'll search the world over for my angel in black. Yeah, I'll search the world over for my Eurotrash Girl. Pretending to be some kind of calendar girl, I'll pull you out and I'll pin you down, Dianne.

I've been to Paradise. But I've never been to me. a vagina>

QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Oct 24, 2007 -> 05:07 PM) I find it funny that the two lyrics I pick are of the heavy metal variety, and yet, I'm not a big fan... Ozzy Ozbourne "I'm going off the rails on the crazy train." Topic: Road trips The Who I don't care about pollution, I'm an air-conditioned gypsy That's my solution, watch the police and the taxman miss me, I'm Mobile. . . . Oooooh, yeah, heeee!! Next: Cheatin'

I was born in a cross-fire hurricane. A pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day when the New York Times said "God is Dead" and "The War's Begun". I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing. Love of mine, someday you will die. We've already said ‘So long’. I don't want to see you go. Oh you had better go now Because something about you makes me say wow. We got a wham bam shang-a-lang and a sha-la-la-la-la-la thing. Every shing a ling a ling That they're startin' to sing So fine. Grandpa was a Carpenter, he built houses, stores and banks. Chain smoked Camel cigarettes and hammered nails in planks. If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show. That's hyped and tight. There's a Hammer in My Heart pounding out your name. There's a Hammer in My Heart. . . Here in comes again. I go through all this before you wake up. Wake up in the morning to yourself, open your head and look around you. Just look around, yes look around. There is someone walking behind you. Turn around, look at me. See Me. Feel Me. Touch Me. Heal Me. Soon you will see me, cos I'll be all around you. Keep away from run-around Sue. Sue-ue-ue-ue-ue, who cares what people say? I tell ya. Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue. Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues, and you know it don't come easy. If you want it here it is, Come and Get It, Mmm-mm-mmm, make your mind up fast.