Jack Parkman

Nice Jaerb, Kopech!

You got me there partner, but i was trying to be a wise ass. No seriousness intended.

As far as I know it takes at least 8.5 months to grow a healthy small human. Ideally 9. I wouldn't wish an unhealthy small human on anyone. brutal on everyone involved.

That's physically impossible for his wife to pull off.

Meanwhile in Los Angeles......Totally a Sox occurrence.

I'm disabled, have mobility issues and spend a lot of my summers watching the Sox. Have been doing it for 20 years. I've always been a Sox fan, but back in the days of cable we didn't have sports channel way the fuck in the far west burbs. I couldn't watch regularly until like 2001 or so.

Thing has wicked movement.

They knew that they were letting him walk in May, so they decided to ride him as long as they could. They miscalculated.

Yeah, I know. There's time, it's just shitty Sox luck. We're not allowed nice things.

Of course he would leave and finally stay healthy. I completely understand the Sox decision to let him walk.

Oh man, that was a cookie and he missed it.

Thank god Grandal is up. Way to make Plesac work, boys.

Abreu pulling off sliders away.

I wouldn't say so the Babip gods were smiling on him. Lots of hangers over the heart of the plate that inning. He's still all over the place.

Same.

Last two years the ball just didn't explode off his bat. Getting really excited tbh just thinking about the possiblities.

Ball is exploding off Yoan's bat again. Good sign. I look at how hard he hits foul balls for that stuff.

Yes.

Babip gods smiling on Garcia there.

Weather under 40>>>>>>>100 degrees 7 days of the week and twice on Sundays. You can always put on more clothes, there's only so much you can take off. fuck weather over 85 degrees F. Today was perfect. 78 with low humidity.

Kopech's shit moves a ton. it wouldn't be fair if he found the plate more.

Kopech is Rick Vaughn with no glasses tonight