Jack Parkman

Hey, I just popped in to let y'all know I'm ok.

Como Estan Bitches!

SOS. Same old Sox.

Yeah it's Houston on the road for 4 so a split is a win. Really the only things to be concerned about over the 1st 3 games are Robert/Vaughn's bat and the pen. Everything else has been pretty encouraging.

No matter how good he is this year there aren't a lot of teams that will want to take on $29M for 1 year or $49M for 2.

lol this team just so good at beating itself

^^^^^

I have exactly zero faith that Clevinger pitches well tomorrow. He will get lit up like a xmas tree.

Entire team can't hit sliders. Idk why any pitcher would throw anything else.

Gio hasn't been terrible given that it's Houston.

Moncada has a hole low and in as a lefty. He has never been able to cover that.

dumb challenge

Pena is really good

At least Robert is back as a defender.

Sheets makes that play

FIFY

I didn't realize it at the time until I saw the replay, but it's called having a 5-11 1B.

WTF Moncada

Robert was supposed to have LTP but I haven't seen it

Robert is Pedro Cerrano but replace curveball with slider.

SEBY!!!!

Great play but did Robert just hurt himself?

god dammit

C'mon Yoan.......

This lineup can just get slidered to death. idk why they ever throw anything else.