Capn12

68 pitches, and absolute toast. I dislike this, very much.

Dude just flipped the Jim Parque switch to start this inning, I don't understand.

The 6th inning wall has presented itself to Keuchel.

Boy, we do love to walk those #9 hitters.

That looked painful, for sure, for Williams.

A catch down the left field line, without a knee being blown out! Woohoo.

I'm....not sure what Yaz was looking for, there.

Man, I wish Yoan would get right, at the plate. Woof.

Don't look now, but Dallas has 41 pitches through 4 innings...

That strike call was garbage...what's new, umps are so bad.

Eaton on some juice this year? I'll take it!

Dang, McKenzie makes Chris Sale look like Kevin James out there. Have a cheeseburger or 12, my man. ...doesn't matter, still struck out the side.

It'd be nice if Keuchel actually made it into the 6th inning, tonight.

Good point, that 1-6 screams "Terrorizing the baseball"

Rodon saw his supporting lineup, and said "Uh, no thanks. I'll sit this one out."

Haha, that 7-8-9! TLR heard people bitching about Madrigal-Mendick-Garcia at 8-9-1 yesterday, and thought, "Hold my beer!"

I want 4 hours back, that was hard to watch, after the game Thursday night.

Zack tucking his arms in, on 94 down the middle.

Sorry, if you want to throw blame for this one, it is 1a) Shit hitting, 1b) Shit closer performance. TLR didn't do anything to lose this, the lack of necessary performance by the guys on the field, did.

What the actual fk was that? This team is so hard to watch. I want my afternoon back.

Offense, very offensive.

Maybe we can hear more, about how this bullpen is going to be so amazing this year.

Clown ump thought that was strike 3 on a guy...Clown show

Well, at least there was no drama to blowing that save...first hitter, and done.

Yep, that 1-12 with RISP won't be an issue today, at all...