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Rich Aurilia grounds into a double play. Did these asswipes forget how to hit? :banghead

BTW, JJ Putz is the only remaining reliever left for Seattle. After that, just the starting staff (Garcia, Piniero, Meche, Franklin).

Olerud leadoff single! C'mon, let's get him home!

Stewart flies out to Ichiro. Bottom 15th. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SOMEBODY END THE INSANITY!!!!

Cuddyer flies out to Ichiro. 2 down and Stewart coming up.

Villone still pitching for Seattle. Blanco just fouled out to Ben Davis. 1 down.

Because Eddie Guardado sucks! :banghead

Somebody give Edgar his golden sombrero. 4 strikeouts. Pathetic. Top 15th. It has to end sometime.

Yeah, it is pretty bad.

Ibanez grounds to 1st, Spezio out at 2nd, Ibanez safe at 1st. C'mon Edgar! End this f***ing game already!

Greisinger falls behind 2-0 to Boone, then throws 3 straight strikes, the last 2 called strikes. Sit your 'roided ass down, Boone! :fyou

The dreaded leadoff walk for Spezio. Boone's up.

Seth Greisinger now pitching for Minnesota. Spezio, Boone, & Martinez due up for Seattle.

Ford flies out to Winn. Bottom 14th. How about one swing of the bat, Spezio/Boone/Ibanez to end it?

Jacques Jones HBP. Sacs full of Twinkies and Ford batting.

Ryan grounded out. Both runners moved up. Jones up with RISP and 2 down.

Nick Punto walks. Mientkiewicz on 2nd, Punto on 1st, 1 down and Ryan at the plate.

Botched bunt by Mientkiewicz. Guzman out at 2nd, Mientkiewicz on 1st.

Because the rest of MLB has solved Ichiro. Ron Villone now pitching for Seattle. Mientkiewicz at the plate.

Error by Bret Boone. Cristian Guzman on 1st.

Ichiro popped out. This f***ing game is never going to end. Damnit Guardado, why'd you have to choke! :fyou

McCracken caught stealing. 2 down. :banghead

Winn fails to get the bunt down and pops out to 3rd. :banghead 1 down, 1 on and Ichiro at the plate.

Leadoff single for Hansen. Winning run on 1st. Winn at the plate. Quinton McCracken pinch running for Hansen.

Joe Nathan still pitching for MIN. Dave Hansen PH for Wilson.