Soxplosion

Happy birthday from your biggest fan, Hurt! One for every doggy year! PS, I was gonna try one for every human year but the board wouldnt let me... Oh wait this isnt right. I got it! It one for every half decade! There we go...

Ouch...

Rally killer...

Dont be too happy. Hes only had 14 ABs. But still hes making some of these other guys look like little leaguers...

Heck he broke up el perfecto! And the no-hitter! And the shutout!

Holy crap thats a shot. Hope they show it on Sportscenter...

WTG Joe!

"I thought you said she was a real sparkplug?" "Uhh, I said buttplug..."

Wait a sec, todays the 27th isnt it? Tomorrows the 28th. So this isnt todays thread is it? Ok, forget everything I said about cheating the system...

Ive got two points...

Heck if I was all you guys and steff Id be like "No, no, no. Steff is super ugly. So fat she cant even walk." Kinda to serve the same purpose as what Pat Healy said in "Theres Something About Mary". Oh boy, I sure hope steff has seen that movie...

And maybe it should help to prove a point. I made my pick, Valentin. Then only two other people picked eligibly so I changed to Maggs who was the first of the two other picks. This way, even if Maggs were to go 0fer Id still win because hed have been the only chosen player. Then the second pick was DJ and I thought DJ would beat Maggs so I switched to him. So I basically gave myself 50% chance of winning. If DJs chooser never chose me and texsox would have already won. I guess my point is, is that after today, is that if the true winner isnt chosen, no contestant wins...

Hey, I liked Mouton...

Might I point out that YOU are a fan...

She could never impersonate me. My mode of denial is totally unique...

Oh get lost with this s***. Leave your WSI issues off this board. You have an issue with Daver, take it up with him. We don't need that crap here. Come on steff, no need to yell at him. Its not hurting the board or anything, we all know soxtalk is better than WSI... I didn't yell at him Roman. YELLING WOULD BE LIKE THIS AND ME TELLING YOU TO NOT TALK s*** ABOUT THINGS YOU DON"T KNOW ABOUT. Unless you have an issue with WSI, of course. Me.. I don't. I love both sites! Regardless, that crap doesn't belong here. Im not a huge fan of WSIs. I tried to register but no one ever got back to me so it wasnt confirmed. But knowing what you think of me I doubt youll help me out...

I got about a 1250 on my practise SATs. Ill take the real ones next year. I just want a score that will combine well enough with my GPA (which right now is about 3.6) to get me into the University of Florida...

I know he was with the Red Sox a few years back but I think hes gone now. I wasnt a very big fan of his. But his career average was like .220 so why would I be?

I saw all that on Sportcenter a few nights ago. One pitch he fouled off the plate and it came up and gave him a hard cup check...

Oh get lost with this s***. Leave your WSI issues off this board. You have an issue with Daver, take it up with him. We don't need that crap here. Come on steff, no need to yell at him. Its not hurting the board or anything, we all know soxtalk is better than WSI...

Well, he got hit in the head with a pitch, he hit a grand slam and he fouled a ball into his nuts. Other than that, Id say his weekend was totally normal...

9.47 ERA. Hes worse than Koch was. Kochs actually starting to bring down his ERA, he now at 5.75...

Pathetic Skanks fans...

Hey brando, a word to the wise. Steff maybe hot but you havent even seen her yet, dont get carried away. Geez, I bet dykes at my school claim to be hot but I can assure you they arent. No comparison meant by that, steff... If it wasn't meant to be a shot, then why bother to add your comments? Oh Im just warning brando that just because you say youre hot doesnt mean youre hot. He should look at you first and then decide. I just think he was a bit quick to judge you as hot. Thats all...

Hey brando, a word to the wise. Steff maybe hot but you havent even seen her yet, dont get carried away. Geez, I bet dykes at my school claim to be hot but I can assure you they arent. No comparison meant by that, steff...