Soxplosion

You think everyone sucks!

I believe I said that. And 28 bombs with 92 RBIs is bad by Frank standards but for anyone else those are great (ok good) numbers. The man is simply a victim of his own prior success...

Nah, youre stupidity isnt quite that funny. More sad, really...

Give it to em. I got plenty of hot chicks to hang out with. No need for whiners like steff...

Nah, we got to torture all the people of soxtalk first. Morons like yourself...

What the heck moron? Do you even know what an epithet is? You were friggin right when you said you werent very smart. An epithet for me would be "Player of baseball". Dont use big friggin words, you freakin mental cripple...

I got mad. I was about to meet Lyle Mouton and some cripples stopped me! Wouldnt you be pissed?

Who cares how hot she is? With all the whining she does, I wouldnt want to spend one second with her!

Stick ya arse in my face and you wont be sitting down for weeks...

What are you talking about? Im not really this rude and obnoxious and real life, just making people mad on message boards is quite laughable...

What are you smoking? Have you gone completely insane? This team sucks. By the time Sox fans are witnessing a pennant (ok, Ill get real and say a winning season) Ill be dead!

If they hadnt been so darn pissy in the first place I never would have substituted their firework show with a nice view of my arse!

About the only disrespectful thing I didnt give them is a nice fart. That woulda been lovely...

Dont forget Lyle Mouton whos hitting cleanup for the Norfolk Tides! Dont have any stats for ya tho. Low average but lots of power...

Fine then. I wont lay off Buehrle either. He sucks!

Does anyone know where he is? Well I do. I used to be a huge fan of his and tonite me and my friend went down to Norfolk to see the Tides and low and behold Lyle was the Tides (AAA for the Mets) starting leftfielder. He almost hit two homers. One was a warning track shot that was caught about a foot from the wall and the other was a near GS that went about a foot foul. In the end he went like 0-3 with a walk and an awesome catch out in left. So at the end of the game my friend bought a Lyle Mouton White Sox rookie card and we were gonna get it signed. So we went down towards the dugout and Lyle was walking towards the entrance but four ugly, whiny old ladies were sitting right there in the front row and they refused to move. They said "Children, this is not a passageway". Probably just a lousy excuse to hide their crippled arthritic behinds. So we tried to yell at Lyle and he saw us and nodded but he couldnt get over to us to sign and finally went in to the clubhouse. So we started watching the fireworks, and the same little old ladies were yelling for us to sit down, we never did so we kinda taught em not to be so darn arrogant. Then we left and we waited out the players exit for like twenty minutes and the players were just starting to get out when my dad demanded that we leave. So altho we came close several times, arrogant old ladies and impatient parents prohibited us from meeting an old southside legend...

5-3 with a 3.60 ERA, Ill take it!

Daggone it! The best freakin hitter in the history of the team and every hates him! Whats a matter with you people? Can ya give the man a break?

Bartolos a mean dude on the mound. And he protects our guys. Not to mention hes a darn good pitcher...

I dont feel sorry for MB. In fact, Id have plenty of fun ripping him a new one, but there would be no logic in it so Ill lay off today...

I realize that certain people here are good friends, but the thing is, I have my own friends and Ill never meet anybody here. So what I say isnt going to come back and haunt me. I come here to vent and to express my opinion. Not to make friends...

I was trying to come up with an example of when some moron insulted me. You were the one that stuck out in my head. And people who scold me over the internet and try to teach me a lesson, really dont teach me anything, except how to have a good laugh...

Hey youve got to remember at one point Caballo was like 1-25 with no RBIs. To be leading the team in RBIs and HRs is pretty darn impressive. I am definitely a Caballo supporter. Caballo, DJ (altho hes lazy sometimes), Bartolo, Marte and Frank all have my unending support. I remember how we all used to hate Bartolo when he was on the Indians and how we always made fun of him and CC for being so huge. Now hes like my favorite player...

Fine, when were still right here in September, well talk. Be an optimist but when we still suck as the As and Yanks are going to the playoffs, just tell me who was right...

Frank, Lee and DJ have been good. But everyone else has sucked...