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The fat lady is Diekman and Moncada.

Hahahaha

Hopefully they don’t allow Diekman to pitch ever again and force him to always use a my little pony backpack

I’m sure it’s been mentioned… should have ph Sheets

Yoan, if my make things right then you can go salsa dancing after all tonight.

FIRE

No salsa for you tonight, YoYo.

Moncada needs to make up for that last at bat or he’s not allowed to go put on a retro Miami button up shirt and go drink umbrella cocktails while doing the salsa tonight

Over reaction buddy. It’s only the 4th inning and we just got a strike ‘em out throw em out.

I keep trying to educate her about waxing. The stubble feels weird.

This is a joke.

Yup

Hasn’t looked that way watching the broadcast.

Your Momma?

If Robert can play elite defense and Harrison keeps doing s%*# like that - I don’t care what they do with their bats.

That was quick.

@southsider2k5 @Kalapse @Chisoxfn I hereby nominate this for 2022 Soxtalk Post of the Year.

This has been so ugly so far. My diapers are already wet.

Fucking thanks for hustling out of the box Moncada.

You’re a smarter man than I am.

Whomp whomp whomp. Win these three and then talk to me about Tim. Otherwise I don’t care.

Thanks for giving me another reason to root for Robert.

Hope it wasn’t for a substantial amount. ?

I hope Robert shocks the world and can actually be useful at the plate. Dude hit a rope last time he was in but then as the game went on his strength revert to that of the “one arm” variety. Only questionable play is Harrison but Romy has made some oof plays at second lately… so I’m down to give the vet some rope and see if he can provide a spark.

SS - Elvis 3B - Yoan 1B - Abreu DH - Eloy RF - Vaughn LF - Pollock CF - Robert C - Zavala 2B - Harrison