ThunderBolt

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 10:55 PM) I hate Ozzie. How can you bring lard ass out there against the heart of the order? Because he’s an idiot who ultimately answers to no one in this organization.

I love how Ozzie awards playing time. It’s both illogical and counterintuitive.

I'd love to cash Jenks in for some prospects. And make Putz the closer.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 10:28 PM) I've never seen someone dive for more plays and come up empty-handed. Are you forgetting Chris Getz that quickly?

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 10:16 PM) I could see him becoming an elite closer for us and would hate to trade him away for a short rental. I can see him being Soria-lite in a year or two, i imagine a lot of other ballclubs could too. So, if the demand is high enough, i'd consider selling him.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 10:10 PM) I really like Santos. I hope he's not dealt. I still wouldn't even pause if he's the centerpiece for a big bat. I love Santos, but i won't allow myself to overvalue a relief pitcher.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 06:52 PM) You remind me of Glenn Close. I’m a man with MLB extra innings, binoculars, and a lot of free time on my hands. Sue me.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 09:58 PM) I'm scared Kenny will be fooled into thinking we're a solid offense by watching us beat up on bad teams this week. I think Ozzie will get fooled, but i'm confident that Kenny will make some kind of move. Maybe not as big as we're all hoping for, but he's going to improve this team.

You put another damn bat on this team and we carry this b**** to the playoffs.

f*** YES! PUT IT ON THE f***ING BOARD!!!

Alexei is unreal, right now.

That was an adventure.

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 09:41 PM) The ball does not carry at USCF if you hit it at the CF scoreboard, unless you are Jim Thome and hit it way above it. Or Joe Borchard literally once in a blue moon.

Beckham killed it but no carry.

Close one.

Hawk and Moose are now having a very metaphysical conversation about dying.

Reed with two solo shots.

Ah, damn.

We need to crash that poll with votes for Mark Kotsay.

Can we have Omar mentor Dayan and Teahen now?

Oh, jesus. Alexei. WOW

QUOTE (Cali @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 09:08 PM) what the hell is happening...why is the game delayed? Enough with your relevent questions! MOOSE IS TALKING!!

Jayson Stark reporting Pods to the Dodgers for two minor leaguers. The weird six degrees of Kevin Bacon thing that's happening between Pods and Pierre continues.http://twitter.com/jaysonst/status/19784826644

Hawk tell Moose to stop talking for a second and explain what's happening.

Anyone know what the hell is going on?