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To tie the game I guess since Herrera still stinks

You know what, fuck it, Yolmer is going to get a soft hit and Cordell is going to hit a 2 run homer

You are correct

If Alonso catches that easy grounder earlier, it's 4-4, so besides being useless at the plate he was also a difference maker in the field today in a bad way

There it was. Now some strokes are going to kill the chance next inning. It was fun at least

If he homers here he may walk the bases

Once again all of the synonyms have been used up

Eloy crushed that. Christ

How about a game tying 3 run double, Eloy? IIRC Eloy's been not as good against LHP's this year so we'll see how this duel ends

I feel like the Sox have had 2 on less than 2 outs a bajillion times in this series and have come up short most of the time. Prove me wrong, McCann

He got just under that one. Damn

Here comes Moncada with 2 on down 4

Stone's right though. With that wind and sun that play's almost impossible

Had you told me pregame Nova would give up 5 ER in 6 IP I would've taken it. That's about expected from the bum. Sox offense laid an egg. It happens

You said Abreu blistered it. Abreu's was not hit hard. Next

Good news: McCann has a cannon Better news: Alonso is about to hit yahooooo

Abreu is disgusting to watch at the moment

But he was a lefty, so that was a nice signing! In all seriousness maybe he heard the rumors of every pro athlete cheats on their spouse on the road and that's why Machado signed with the Padres so Alonso wouldn't see him banging gals behind his sister's back In all true seriousness I'm not perplexed. Perplexed means I care and quite honestly he's so pathetic and thus irrelevant and so I don't give a rat's ass

He sucks. We know that, so having to get 4 outs for an old bad pitcher in this park against this offense is next to impossible. Maybe the clown playing 1B should have caught the ground ball with a 65 mph exit velocity and stepped on first

And Cordell is?

Not Nova's fault there. Alonso botched a play I could make and it led to that

Hahahah fuck off Yonder you pathetic loser

While I don't agree that Hahn is "shitty" I do think the Jay and Alonso signings in order to potentially lure Machado made him look extremely foolish. Furthermore in one of the first GT's of the year, I posted something like "I'm going to hate Alonso because he stinks and he's going to be a constant reminder of missing out on Machado" and here we are, Alonso hitting like dogshit and taking at bats away from Collins

Alonso just sucks. Nothing more you can say. Every synonym for terrible has been used at this juncture

Assdrool looks done