Mr. Showtime

I'll be waiting by the door, so once you pull up I'll come out.

haha. That sounds like George W. He would call Minnesota "evil".

I haven't heard that, I'll ask Killa about that on Tuesday.

I wish I was kidding. I told my step-dad what she said and he says to me "She's you're mother". Yeah, I showed her you're photo and everything.

Maybe, but she comes up with a lot of weird ideas like this.

I just changed my hair color that's all. As for the other thing. I was telling my mom that I was going to the game on Tuesday with Killa and the crew. I also told her that you we're giving me a ride to the park and such. I showed her the phots you have on you're site from opening day, so she can place a face with the names. Long story short, she thinks there's some kind of sexual thing going on between you and I. Because you're an "older woman" She's a psycho I'm telling you.

I thought it was funny, you we're shooting him down as was Heather. Which made him look real bad here. I have a new look to debut this Tuesday.

Am I the only one who sees what is happening here. Roman is being dissed huge here.

Heather said I was "too young" for her. So what does that make Roman?

I'm sure you'll find it funny. I already told Maury, but I doubt he remembers. I pick up all kinds of lingo while watching HBO, so I know all the terms.

Speed isn't a real issue if you have good location. Koch hasn't had that yet.

I should've known, oh, before I forget first round of "drinks" is on me Tuesday.

Speaking of to young for you, remind me to tell you a story about this subject on Tuesday. Yeah Heather, ladies don't "jerk off" they "pleasure" themselves.

I don't know what to say.

I think you'll have to wait you're turn, HSC. Killa is busy with Heather right now.

Well, it would be nice if KC hit a rough patch, the Sox have to worry about the A's and Mariners.

Yeah, he'll come in for one batter, then Marte.

I'm a fan of Koch but I say no. Not until they know for sure that's he healthy. If it's a close game tomorrow, bring in Marte.

It wouldn't shock me at all if he was hurt from all the innings he logged last year in Oak-town.

Maybe it's because Kenny Rogers would get his ass handed to him. He's a bastard, and that's all I have to say about that.

Nah, I'd think he'd say something like, "f*** YOU GORDON".

And you're a guy who knows about men.

I'm just trying to add a little sunshine to this s***ty day, HSC.

:fyou Way to ruin it!

When? Ah want to know NOW.