January 23, 200422 yr Due to the preponderence of trade rumors ( they're imaginative if nothing else ) I think I'll steal a little of Ncorgbl's thunder and make a satirical "Trade Rumor of the Day" thread. Here is the first installment. Paul Konerko to the Dodgers for a bottle of 12 year old Scotch so Jerry Reinsdorf has something nice to get his buddy Bill Wirtz for his birthday.
January 23, 200422 yr Olivo for Jenna Jameson. She probably can't hit or catch well, but we already know she can handle a Koch. Plus, we get the added bonus of watching her squat for 9 innings.
January 23, 200422 yr Olivo for Jenna Jameson. She probably can't hit or catch well, but we already know she can handle a Koch. Plus, we get the added bonus of watching her squat for 9 innings.
January 23, 200422 yr Olivo for Jenna Jameson. She probably can't hit or catch well, but we already know she can handle a Koch. Plus, we get the added bonus of watching her squat for 9 innings. As long as she doesn't pitch We all know it's easy to get to 3rd base off of her...
January 23, 200422 yr Author As long as she doesn't pitch We all know it's easy to get to 3rd base off of her... s***, every guy I've seen with her hit a home run.
January 23, 200422 yr Due to the preponderence of trade rumors ( they're imaginative if nothing else ) I think I'll steal a little of Ncorgbl's thunder and make a satirical "Trade Rumor of the Day" thread. Here is the first installment. Paul Konerko to the Dodgers for a bottle of 12 year old Scotch so Jerry Reinsdorf has something nice to get his buddy Bill Wirtz for his birthday. But the Dodgers have to buy the scotch from one of Worst's distributors so that Drunken Andy Griffith can get the money AND the buzz!
January 23, 200422 yr Mine is a three-team deal. Boston Red Sox get ARod and Mags; Rangers get Ramirez and cash; White Sox get Nomar.
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