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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

 

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00

 

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

 

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

It's called the 401-Keg Plan. :cheers

Damn. I buy kegs, not cans.

:cheers :cheers :cheers Like money in the bank! :cheers :cheers :cheers

We scrap every few weeks and make between $50 and $100 with each load (between aluminum and scrap metal). It's not a bad way to make some spare dollars.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

 

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00

 

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

 

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.  :cheers

FYI that is about 3 years old. Neither Enron nor Worldcom have traded for years... So it would have been an interesting trick to buy either one of them ;)

FYI that is about 3 years old.  Neither Enron nor Worldcom have traded for years...  So it would have been an interesting trick to buy either one of them ;)

Don't you just hate it when a f*cking adult comes in ruins the fun? Who invited you to this kegger?

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