April 15, 200422 yr The Bush administration is considering requiring warning labels on condom packages noting that the contraceptive devices do not protect users from all sexually transmitted diseases. Hmmm... what other warning might be appropriate? The Top 5 Warnings on Condom Packages 5> Warning: May be used by pedophile circus clowns to make balloon French poodles. 4> Using this condom for same-sex acts is inconsistent with U.S. government policy -- and don't think we're not watching, Nancy-Boy! 3> Caution: Removal process may involve painful yanking of pubic hair. 2> Not to be taken internally unless filled with cocaine. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Warning on Condom Packages... 1> Surgeon General Warning: Cigarette smoking after use of this product has been found to cause cancer in happy, sexually satisfied laboratory animals.
April 15, 200422 yr GAH! Oh no! As if it wasn't bad enough they put those sin dispensing machines on our God fearing campus LAST week--now this! Whatever is this world coming to...
April 15, 200422 yr What are these condoms you speak of? That's the abbreviated word for something that you put on your weiner.
April 16, 200422 yr That's the abbreviated word for something that you put on your weiner. Abbreviated? So are they really called Condomasaurus Rex???
April 16, 200422 yr That's the abbreviated word for something that you put on your weiner. I thought that was called mustard
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