April 20, 200421 yr So.. the season is just about to end and I'm very proud to say that I am getting a trophy!! Most improved chick! Before this year I had not bowled in 4 years and never on a league.. my average was 102 :puke As of last night I now have a 132 average!! And I bowled not 1.. not 2.. but THREE turkey's last night - 2 in the second game!!
April 20, 200421 yr Author What do you attribute your new found bowling success to? My White Sox bowling ball.
April 20, 200421 yr What do you attribute your new found bowling success to? She is a free agent next bowlling season and was motivated to play for a new contract.
April 20, 200421 yr I just did a google search for bowling jokes and discovered there is absolutely nothing funny about bowling or the people who try and make bowling funny. Someone took the time . . . :headshake
April 20, 200421 yr A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You liar!!! You went bowling again!!!"
April 20, 200421 yr I just did a google search for bowling jokes and discovered there is absolutely nothing funny about bowling or the people who try and make bowling funny. Someone took the time . . . :headshake Do not laugh at bowling. I hear it's even on educational television in Milwaulkee.
April 20, 200421 yr Do not laugh at bowling. I hear it's even on educational television in Milwaulkee. There was a Bowling for Dollars show on tv in Milwaukee with amatuers. LMAO
April 20, 200421 yr Author She is a free agent next bowlling season and was motivated to play for a new contract.
April 20, 200421 yr She is a free agent next bowlling season and was motivated to play for a new contract. She isn't coming back though. She wanted her contract renogiated, but ownership refuse. Greedy Bastard
April 20, 200421 yr So.. the season is just about to end and I'm very proud to say that I am getting a trophy!! Most improved chick! Before this year I had not bowled in 4 years and never on a league.. my average was 102 :puke As of last night I now have a 132 average!! And I bowled not 1.. not 2.. but THREE turkey's last night - 2 in the second game!! I love to play Bowling. When i was younger, i used to compete here. My best average was 165. Today...
April 20, 200421 yr Author She isn't coming back though. She wanted her contract renogiated, but ownership refuse. Greedy Bastard It's not about the money.. it's about the respect...
April 20, 200421 yr Steff is on the leading edge. PBA to Open Membership to Women Seattle, WA - March 29, 2004 In what may be a first in professional sports, the PBA will allow women to join its membership beginning immediately. The women will need to meet the same requirements for membership as the men, namely, maintaining a 200 average or greater for two consecutive 66 game league seasons. “We have had requests from women over the past year to participate in our regional tournaments,” said PBA Commissioner Fred Schreyer. “We thought about it for a long time and concluded, why not? We currently allow non-members to participate in our tournaments on a regular basis, and we felt that if a woman can meet the same criteria she should be allowed to compete and become a member.” Women who join the PBA will be able to participate in any PBA Regional event, and in the weekly PBA Tour qualifier for a spot in that week’s event. The 2004 PBA Tour Trials is open to any PBA member who has participated in five PBA events (PBA Tour, PBA Regional Tour or PBA Senior Tour). Therefore if a woman has participated in at least five events before the June 1 start date, she may enter and compete for one of the eight remaining season-long exempt spots. “I want to make it clear that this in no way means we will create or run a women’s tour,” continued Schreyer. “We just wanted to expand our membership to anyone who meets the requirements and give them an opportunity to compete at the highest level.” The 2004-2005 PBA Regional Tour season begins April 1. It was previously announced that there will be approximately 200 regional tournaments with a $600,000 increase in prize money, bringing the Regional Tour’s prize fund to nearly $4 million.
April 20, 200421 yr It's not about the money.. it's about the respect... I hear she is listed as day to day on the scouting report.
April 20, 200421 yr In the good old days I was in three leagues at the same time. Right now I'm in one and carry a 186 average. I'd bowl everyday if I could.
April 20, 200421 yr In the good old days I was in three leagues at the same time. Right now I'm in one and carry a 186 average. I'd bowl everyday if I could. Whatelse is there to do in MN, eh?
April 20, 200421 yr Whatelse is there to do in MN, eh? you beat me to it, eh. You could go on a nice summer picnic
April 20, 200421 yr Hey bowling is a fun yet very challenging sport/activity. I bowl in leauges and carry a 190 average and you have to really adjust to the oil patterns layed out and other various conditions. Well if you throw a hook that is. Geez....listen to me...I'm a bowling geek hehe
April 20, 200421 yr Author Hey bowling is a fun yet very challenging sport/activity. I bowl in leauges and carry a 190 average and you have to really adjust to the oil patterns layed out and other various conditions. Well if you throw a hook that is. Geez....listen to me...I'm a bowling geek hehe I toss a straight ball... no curve what-so-ever.
April 20, 200421 yr I toss a straight ball... no curve what-so-ever. Not that there is anything wrong with a curve
April 20, 200421 yr I was going to say straight ball is just fine lol. Nothing wrong with it..hehe. Congrats on your award of most improved chic though lol.
April 20, 200421 yr Hey bowling is a fun yet very challenging sport/activity. I bowl in leauges and carry a 190 average and you have to really adjust to the oil patterns layed out and other various conditions. Well if you throw a hook that is. Geez....listen to me...I'm a bowling geek hehe Good to hear I am not alone, finding out that Mooch and Jester also bowl. I started out f***ing on fire this year...about 190-200 for the first month or two...and went down the drain after that. Finished at about 170, so you can see how badly it went after that. Tossed my highest game ever though, a 267. Also threw my highest 3 and 4 game series ever...I had a 680 3 game series and somewhere real damn close to a 900 4-game series(most likely somewhere around 890-895). I honestly have no idea what happened to me after that though.
April 20, 200421 yr Author Good to hear I am not alone, finding out that Mooch and Jester also bowl. Ehem... I bowl, too. My best series this year was a 503. 173, 171, 159. Not that great.. but.. I am just a girl.
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