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Bartolo, the Batter

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And I saw this picture, and it freaked me out, doesn't this look like a starting line up action figure of Matt Clement, and not the real thing?

 

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holy crap.. whoever said bart was in shape lied through their teeth.... geez us he makes d. wells look like a ken doll.........omg........... :D

HOLY CRAP!!!

They must have some great restaurants in Arizona!!!

...or at least some "All-You-Can-Eat" buffets!!!

im thinking ill have to go to pheniox to get a meal..looks like bart took all the grub down in tucson.... :D

im thinking ill have to go to pheniox to get a meal..looks like bart took all the grub down in tucson.... :D

I'll be doing my eating down in Phoenix. Hey Michelle, you already get tickets to the Cubs game on Saturday? I was looking and they don't got much left. Was going to see if you knew a way around it to find some better seats :)

Who cares? He and Buehrle both looked pretty sharp today...

Why are you all looking at Colon?!? Who cares? He's fat we all know. Look at Clement though!!! That so looks like an action figure. That is disturbing. I am going to have nightmares now. Stupid Matt Clement looking like plastic! See what the Cubs do to innocent people. Sons of b****es.... :fyou !

As long as his legs are strong....he will be fine. He gets his power from those tree trunks....and is a great pitcher because of it.

Comon now, we all know everyone on the sCubs are genetically disfigured. No need to publicize the Cubbies little secret now. :D

Clement doesn't look real, only like a great action figure. Very disturbing.

holy crap.. whoever said bart was in shape lied through their teeth.... geez us he makes d. wells look like a ken doll.........omg........... :D

Colon looks a tad heavy, yes? :D

Clement looks like stretch armstrong or something in that picture, just so fake looking.

I looked at the picture again.

 

The thread title should be changed to "Colon the Butter."

 

I just wish my butterball turkeys were that plump!

holy crap.. whoever said bart was in shape lied through their teeth.... geez us he makes d. wells look like a ken doll.........omg........... :D

Colon looks a tad heavy, yes? :D

a tad?? no tad i know looks that heavy....... geez us.. i guess ill just have to get a box of twinkies to dangle behind home plate this year so he has a good target.........my gawd he is huge..................now dont get me wrong.. i do tend to like my men on the bigger side but... he is lookin like a minni andre the giant....not good......... :D

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a tad?? no tad i know looks that heavy

[inside joke for SoCal people] What about "Big Tad" he was pretty big :D [/inside joke for SoCal people]

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