Heym, its a slow day and since we spent so much time critiquing the young man's work I thought comparison was in order.

 

Both cause passion of Sox fans.

Both write 100 words and have 10,000 said about them

 

EDIT: Just for the record someone else added the last two categories.

Why is there no option for "Neither"

Pick your poison. I feel like dying right now from seeing Mariotti's name on it.

Still like ya Beastly.

I figure Beastley has to win this poll At least he sought input from real White Sox fans.

Mariotti, hands down.

And Beastly Pulls way ahead of Jay, and leaves Bread Mold in the dust!

 

Just funnin' on ya, brother!

Mariotti, hands down.

Should that be in green? Remember Mariotti is like 40 years older than our Beastly. At least Beastly checks facts and asks for intelligent opinions.

Mariotti is just about a better writer than anyone here.....doesn't mean I like him.

Should that be in green? Remember Mariotti is like 40 years older than our Beastly. At least Beastly checks facts and asks for intelligent opinions.

Intelligent... You mean he asks people other than US?

Intelligent... You mean he asks people other than US? 

I guess we were as good as it gets.

Going to close this down. I know its meant to be a joke, but I think Beastly understands why some of us were upset with the words of the letter. He's been really improving as a poster.

 

If anyone disagrees, just shoot me a PM.

Actually I was trying to spread a little love to Beastly.

Actually I was trying to spread a little love to Beastly.

As was I, when I added the two inanimate choices to the poll.

 

I do realize bread mold can't write for s***.