December 29, 200421 yr December 28, 2004 The Top 5 Rejected College Bowl Affiliations 5> Homeland Security Terror alert Level Orange Bowl 4> Cialis/Johnson & Johnson Rose Bowl 3> National Alliance of Prostitutes "Hey Sugar" Bowl 2> Alzheimer's Foundation Alamo Bowl and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected College Bowl Affiliation... 1> Thank You, Mrs. Bob Mader of Knoxville, for Your Generous Holiday Spending Visa/Mastercard Bowl Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml ================================================================== Today's Classic Top5: Movies About S&M Read it on our website: http://www.topfive.com To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== Rumination of the Day This year I once again got drunk at the office Christmas party and once again, I ended up making photocopies of my flabby, naked butt. So now I'm making a New Year's Resolution: I'm going to hit the gym more often this year so my ass will look better by next Christmas. (Brad Wilkerson) To subscribe to Ruminations: ruminations-subscribe@topica.com
December 29, 200421 yr Author Haha, that's quite good. My favorite is #5 though. I liked #2, a delayed laugh.
December 29, 200421 yr Not sure about anyone else, but I thought this was pretty damn funny myself... Rumination of the Day This year I once again got drunk at the office Christmas party and once again, I ended up making photocopies of my flabby, naked butt. So now I'm making a New Year's Resolution: I'm going to hit the gym more often this year so my ass will look better by next Christmas. LMAO
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