So i returning from my Gf's with a bottle of soco which i was going to drink during the game tonight, and as i leave the stairwell it drops out of the hoody i was using to concel it and spills everywhere. Luckly i got it cleaned up before the RA came or else i would have gotten a 250 dollar fine.

 

So my question is what is the stuppidist thing you have done with alcohol while under age.

 

phew i think my heart beat just came back down to normal

So i returning from my Gf's with a bottle of soco which i was going to drink during the game tonight, and as i leave the stairwell it drops out of the hoody i was using to concel it and spills everywhere. Luckly i got it cleaned up before the RA came or else i would have gotten a 250 dollar fine.

 

So my question is what is the stuppidist thing you have done with alcohol while under age.

 

phew i think my heart beat just came back down to normal

 

Are you under the influence now? Stuppidst

 

...and if anyone tells you they remember the stupidist thing they did while drunk, they are probably lying.

So my question is what is the stuppidist thing you have done with alcohol while under age.

 

Let's just say that for me the severity of the stupid thing could not be fully assessed until about a month after the stupid thing occurred. Thankfully my li'l swimmers must have been as drunk as I was and it ended up being merely one night of stupid instead of the stupid that keeps on giving.

Edited January 26, 200521 yr by FlaSoxxJim

One that I remember is when I fell out of my kitchen window.

 

I'm sure there are more, just give me some time to think...

I once licked a coffee table.

I once licked a coffee table.

 

That's just a funny statement. It should be in the Catch-all Anything thread - freed from the shackles of context that simple statement of fact can soar to great heights.

Um, let's just say it involved my female best friend, a gumball, a bowling alley and a few long islands...We've yet to live it down...

Um, let's just say it involved my female best friend, a gumball, a bowling alley and a few long islands...We've yet to live it down...

 

You shot a gumball out of your ass at your best friend at a bowling alley? Thats just sick.

 

 

And no, I have no idea why that was my first thought when you made that statement over a possible lesbian act. I think I'm sick today .

You shot a gumball out of your ass at your best friend at a bowling alley? Thats just sick. 

Way to ruin a good thing.

Um, let's just say it involved my female best friend, a gumball, a bowling alley and a few long islands...We've yet to live it down...

 

Underage? Drinking, driving, and talking on a CB, telling the cop exactly where I was, so he could come arrest me. Well the last part probably wasn't *my* idea.

 

Stupid as in crazy fun? My buddy's parents owned a bar that would be taken over by this nice motorcycle club every once in a while. They had an agreement, the owner would close the bar to the public, and the bikers wouldn't kill anyone. The second part became important when I decided to spend some quality time with one of the female members. Seems they didn't like non members enjoying members only benefits. Fortunately they offered me a one-night only membership. It only cost me a round at the bar. Damn, and I think she really loved me