April 14, 200521 yr 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. Long distance companies don't call you to switch. 5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. 6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul. 7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 9. Your bologna has no first name. 10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
April 14, 200521 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 03:07 PM) 10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
April 14, 200521 yr QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 03:17 PM) people with aids are allowed to help out too you know... :rolly
April 14, 200521 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 03:07 PM) 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank (cafeteria) 7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice (plasma, not blood) Sadly, all of those above I have actually done in my college life
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