Steff Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. Long distance companies don't call you to switch. 5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. 6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul. 7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 9. Your bologna has no first name. 10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 QUOTE(Steff @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 03:07 PM) 10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 04:16 PM) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 03:17 PM) people with aids are allowed to help out too you know... :rolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 QUOTE(Steff @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 03:07 PM) 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank (cafeteria) 7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice (plasma, not blood) Sadly, all of those above I have actually done in my college life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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