I love those...

 

That boy's a sandwich short of a picnic

 

 

Pods steals second like a hot knife through butter

I love those...

 

That boy's a sandwich short of a picnic

That boy's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

That boy's a lightbulb out in his marquee.

That boy's a card short of a full deck.

 

 

 

yeah, your parents seem pretty rough on you....

yeah, your parents seem pretty rough on you....

 

teach your parents well . . .

yeah, your parents seem pretty rough on you....

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

You guys were rough on Show, and now Dybber. You think your you-know-what doesn't stink.

You guys were rough on Show, and now Dybber.  You think your you-know-what doesn't stink.

Believe me, it hurts me more than you.

You guys were rough on Show, and now Dybber.  You think your you-know-what doesn't stink.

 

No s***, sherlock

No s***, sherlock

Sherlock, ha! You couldn't find your own ass with two hands and a flashlight.

 

I kid because I care.

Personally, I think this thread is the cat's pajamas--or even the bees' knees!

What about cricket knuckles?

What about cricket knuckles?

I like it. That one is news to me.

No s***, sherlock

Takes one to know one.

Walkning into this thread was like opening a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.

I like it. That one is news to me.

I'm here all week

Try the veal and tip your waitstaff, the ten oclock show is completely different from the eight oclock show.

Try the veal and tip your waitstaff, the ten oclock show is completely different from the eight oclock show.

Oh sure, the grass is always greener on the other side.

Oh sure, the grass is always greener on the other side.

But beware the green eyed monster.

But beware the green eyed monster.

Takes one to know one.

 

Look, you don't have any right to lecture me on monsters, not until you've walked a mile in my shoes.

Takes one to know one. 

 

Look, you don't have any right to lecture me on monsters, not until you've walked a mile in my shoes.

I know you are, but what am I?

and

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a

monster

 

 

 

 

Okay, not a cliche, but i love that quotation.

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I know you are, but what am I?

and

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a

monster

Okay, not a cliche, but i love that quotation.

Y'know, I try my best to teach you some manners, and this is how you repay me? This just learns ya, it's no use complaining about the weather when a leopard can't change its spots.

Y'know, I try my best to teach you some manners, and this is how you repay me?  This just learns ya, it's no use complaining about the weather when a leopard can't change its spots.

Don't make me turn this car around. And you better just wait until your father gets home!

Don't make me turn this car around. And you better just wait until your father gets home!

Well, I don't want to turn this into a whole thing. It just chaps my hide that you love Conan so much, suggesting he's better than Dave. That's really putting the cart before the horse.

Well, I don't want to turn this into a whole thing.  It just chaps my hide that you love Conan so much, suggesting he's better than Dave.  That's really putting the cart before the horse.

It ain't no thing.

But a chickenwing.

On a string.

It ain't no thing.

Well, maybe it wasn't. But now that you've force me to interrupt Dave to reply, it's on.