kapkomet Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Perfect Golf Shot Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his backswing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "what the hell is taking so long?" "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse," Bob explained. "I want to make a perfect shot." "Good lord!" his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 09:33 AM) Perfect Golf Shot Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his backswing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "what the hell is taking so long?" "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse," Bob explained. "I want to make a perfect shot." "Good lord!" his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." let the guy dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 you know the first time i saw the david/goliath icon, i thought david was holding a spleen or something. not a slingshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(winodj @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 08:47 PM) you know the first time i saw the david/goliath icon, i thought david was holding a spleen or something. not a slingshot. Oohh, Davey. Edited September 9, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 08:47 PM) you know the first time i saw the david/goliath icon, i thought david was holding a spleen or something. not a slingshot. and you know what a ripped out spleen would look like, how? Isn't that nuke's line of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 09:33 AM) Perfect Golf Shot Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his backswing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "what the hell is taking so long?" "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse," Bob explained. "I want to make a perfect shot." "Good lord!" his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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