Cheekey runs the gamut from cute in a smarmy/smartass way to flirtatious.

 

Tosser is interchangable with wanker, and more than just being an A-hole I think he's more of a chump.

 

All I know is I'm going to go out and get pissed tonight. And nobody had better be bumming all me f**s.

The worst time to have a British accent is when somebody steals your notebook and you yell "Give me back my bloody pad!".

 

All I know is I'm going to go out and get pissed tonight.  And nobody had better be bumming all me f**s.

 

 

 

You smoke?

You smoke?

You mean that means cigarretes too?!?

 

 

No I don't smoke, but I was running out of Britspeak.

Cheekey runs the gamut from cute in a smarmy/smartass way to flirtatious.

 

Tosser is interchangable with wanker, and more than just being an A-hole I think he's more of a chump.

 

All I know is I'm going to go out and get pissed tonight.  And nobody had better be bumming all me f**s.

 

 

I thought tosser was an individual that preferred sexual relations with the same sex.

I thought tosser was an individual that preferred sexual relations with the same sex.

I think that's a bugger.

I thought tosser was an individual that preferred sexual relations with the same sex.

 

 

 

I thought it was not the same sex.. but a specific.. umm.. area of the body they had a craving for. :puke

I thought tosser was an individual that preferred sexual relations with the same sex.

Tosser, as in to 'toss', as in to take matter into your own hands.

Tosser, as in to 'toss', as in to take matter into your own hands. 

 

Yep.

 

A tosser is the same as a wanker.

I think that's a bugger.

No, that would be a buggerer. A bugger is another word for those realy crispy bits you can find up your nose, they're often green.

I think that's a bugger.

I thought it was a bleedin' fairy.

No, that would be a buggerer. A bugger is another word for those realy crispy bits you can find up your nose, they're often green.

Isn't that a booger? ;-)

 

But now I see what you mean. I was close, and come on, I lived in Scotland and it's not like they talk right anyway. . .

I thought it was a bleedin' fairy. 

 

 

Tinkerbell... no

No, that would be a buggerer. A bugger is another word for those realy crispy bits you can find up your nose, they're often green.

But then again crisps are chips and chips are fries. . . so hard to keep up.

No, that would be a buggerer. A bugger is another word for those realy crispy bits you can find up your nose, they're often green.

 

 

LMAO.. from Chuck and Woof to this..

  And nobody had better be bumming all me f**s.

 

lol

On another note, my son (English) had his English homework "corrected" last week by his English English teacher. Apparantly he had spelt the word colour wrong. He had spelt it "colour" and it was "corrected" by his teacher to "color". What is the world coming to? Damn American globaoisation.

On another note, my son (English) had his English homework "corrected" last week by his English English teacher. Apparantly he had spelt the word colour wrong. He had spelt it "colour" and it was "corrected" by his teacher to "color". What is the world coming to? Damn American globaoisation.

 

And it's "globalization" you bloody torch-using, lift-riding, banger-eating Brit!!

 

Though I prefer globalisation

On another note, my son (English) had his English homework "corrected" last week by his English English teacher. Apparantly he had spelt the word colour wrong. He had spelt it "colour" and it was "corrected" by his teacher to "color". What is the world coming to? Damn American globaoisation.

And it's "globalization" you bloody torch-using, lift-riding, banger-eating Brit!!

 

Though I prefer globalisation 

Aaaah typo!

LMAO. This has turned into a bloody nice thread, if me do say so meself.

On another note, my son (English) had his English homework "corrected" last week by his English English teacher. Apparantly he had spelt the word colour wrong. He had spelt it "colour" and it was "corrected" by his teacher to "color". What is the world coming to? Damn American globaoisation.

He'd probably tell you that you just spelled spelt wrong too.

 

There are a couple of places where we have it flat out wrong here though. I'd much prefer 'petrol' to 'gaaass' (except that it would screw up a great Hawkism). And I'd like to fix the mis-spelling that stuck us with Aluminum instead of the standard international name for the element, Aluminium.

 

THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN "I" IN THERE, PEOPLE!!!

 

. . . bloody tossers.

THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN "I" IN THERE, PEOPLE!!!

 

. . . bloody tossers. 

Don't be such a prat.

Don't be such a prat.

 

 

Daft prick... I heard that in a movie.... Julia Roberts I think.

Don't be such a prat.

Is that better or worse than being a sod?

Is that better or worse than being a sod?

 

 

Wrong thread.. pass the pipe is where the grass belongs.