Texsox Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 November 16, 2005 NOTE FROM CHRIS: Honda is currently testing vehicles that talk to other cars and pass information back and forth to sensors along the roadway. Fine. But what if they could REALLY talk? The Top 5 Things a Talking Car Would Say 5> "Methane level critical. Please crack a window NOW." 4> "Quit b****ing about $3 gas, Mr. 'I can't function without my $5.95 Frappuccino.'" 3> "Warning! Commencing Billy Joel evasion sequence!" 2> "Reverse! Neutral! Drive! Neutral! Reverse! Now throw it into overdrive, baby! Yeah, that's right! Who's your Caddy? Who's your Caddy??!!" and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing a Talking Car Would Say... 1> "Special lunch date again, Mrs. Collins? I see you're not wearing any panties." Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 16-item list and the Runner Up/Honorable Mention submissions for today's list: "Joke Is Ajar" and "Are We Funny Yet?" http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Rick Reilly is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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