He's running to be the Governor of Minnesota.

 

http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

The first paragraph was funny enough for me to stop reading it.

 

But, Jesse the Body was their governor. You never know...

The first paragraph was funny enough for me to stop reading it.

 

But, Jesse the Body was their governor.  You never know...

 

lol yeah no kidding. It should see "Check out this guy." No at in the title.

He's running to be the Governor of Minnesota.

 

http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

 

A vampire, was a boxer, he wants to be a nascar driver, and he is tough on terrorism...if he could just get the voters to look over that little subject of the fact that he is a satanist who hates God and God is his enemy.

Considering that they voted in a wrestler, why not a vampire.

 

I just want to know if he is going to wear his fangs when he does his state of the state address.

 

He may run for president in 2008. LOL I wonder if Air Force One has a good supply of sunblock and A/B blood.

Edited January 13, 200620 yr by southsideirish71

I think it's pretty funny and it'll be fun to see how many votes the guy will get.

Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname 'The Impaler' means. Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s  body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me.

 

hahahahahaha...so...friggin'...classic....

 

from "Jonathon's Dark side":

 

On 26 Oct 86, when my grandmother died, I developed

a deep hatred towards God The Father. 3-weeks after

I threw my first wife and son out, and developed a

relationship with the woman who would eventually

become my second wife.

 

However, though I hated God and Lauren, my love for

Matthew was unbreakable. Angela's hatred of

Matthew, would inflame my "Dark Side." So, 4-months

after marrying her, I chose Matthew over her, and

threw her out.

 

wow. no words but wow.

 

 

 

uhhhhhhh....apparently this guy thinks he's "friends" with the Bush's.

 

more wow.

 

 

This has realultimatepower.net written ALL over it.

lol this is my favorite right here.

 

"During my time as Governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I

will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use

illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better

yet, Impalement ."

Edited January 13, 200620 yr by WilliamTell

I learned something from him...

 

apparently Satanists are just like everyone else.