May 27, 200322 yr Does anyone know where he is? Well I do. I used to be a huge fan of his and tonite me and my friend went down to Norfolk to see the Tides and low and behold Lyle was the Tides (AAA for the Mets) starting leftfielder. He almost hit two homers. One was a warning track shot that was caught about a foot from the wall and the other was a near GS that went about a foot foul. In the end he went like 0-3 with a walk and an awesome catch out in left. So at the end of the game my friend bought a Lyle Mouton White Sox rookie card and we were gonna get it signed. So we went down towards the dugout and Lyle was walking towards the entrance but four ugly, whiny old ladies were sitting right there in the front row and they refused to move. They said "Children, this is not a passageway". Probably just a lousy excuse to hide their crippled arthritic behinds. So we tried to yell at Lyle and he saw us and nodded but he couldnt get over to us to sign and finally went in to the clubhouse. So we started watching the fireworks, and the same little old ladies were yelling for us to sit down, we never did so we kinda taught em not to be so darn arrogant. Then we left and we waited out the players exit for like twenty minutes and the players were just starting to get out when my dad demanded that we leave. So altho we came close several times, arrogant old ladies and impatient parents prohibited us from meeting an old southside legend...
May 27, 200322 yr but four ugly, whiny old ladies were sitting right there in the front row and they refused to move. They said "Children, this is not a passageway...and the same little old ladies were yelling for us to sit down, we never did so we kinda taught em not to be so darn arrogant and you are the future which will run this country when we are old... now you know why we beat your ass on here now.. tryin to teach you a bit of respect is what will give us hope for our futures..........
May 27, 200322 yr Author and you are the future which will run this country when we are old... now you know why we beat your ass on here now.. tryin to teach you a bit of respect is what will give us hope for our futures.......... About the only disrespectful thing I didnt give them is a nice fart. That woulda been lovely...
May 27, 200322 yr keep proving that point........... better be careful they may be the same old ladies who serve on your jury when you go to trial for being disrespectful little turd and they will remember how you treated them and hang you from the nearest gallows..............just remember roman what comes around goes around... you will be paid back ten fold for your actions............
May 27, 200322 yr Author keep proving that point........... better be careful they may be the same old ladies who serve on your jury when you go to trial for being disrespectful little turd and they will remember how you treated them and hang you from the nearest gallows..............just remember roman what comes around goes around... you will be paid back ten fold for your actions............ If they hadnt been so darn pissy in the first place I never would have substituted their firework show with a nice view of my arse!
May 27, 200322 yr just remember what i told ya.. it comes around it goes around.. you may not like the next ass thats stuffed in your face...........
May 27, 200322 yr Author just remember what i told ya.. it comes around it goes around.. you may not like the next ass thats stuffed in your face........... Stick ya arse in my face and you wont be sitting down for weeks...
May 27, 200322 yr All this for Lyle Mouton? That tub of goo was about as good as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
May 27, 200322 yr Stick ya arse in my face and you wont be sitting down for weeks... hey little dumbass bj (as brando named you and fits ya to a tee)..... you can never get that lucky........not in a million years.........now before i kick your ass yet again, i sugggest you go sit your stupid little self back down on the porch with the bible thumper and the other little boy, lick your selves silly.......you have do not have the balls big enough nor brassy enough to be runnin with the big folks..............
May 27, 200322 yr All this for Lyle Mouton? That tub of goo was about as good as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Lyle was awesome. He was a great pinch hitter for the Sox.
May 27, 200322 yr All this for Lyle Mouton? That tub of goo was about as good as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Lyle was awesome. He was a great pinch hitter for the Sox. You have a crooked weiner..... what do you know? No... wait thats me.... Nevermind then Jason....
May 27, 200322 yr What a bizarre thread. Mouton played for us how long? Two years? He's no Darren Jackson.
May 27, 200322 yr What a bizarre thread. Mouton played for us how long? Two years? He's no Darren Jackson. He was a lot of fun though. I saw him several times in Baltimore and Milwaukee after he left here. Always the life of the party, never said a bad word about anyone.
May 27, 200322 yr I remember in like 1996 or 1997....somewhere around there....Texas started out 8-0. We played them, and took the game to extras. We got 2 guys on in the bottom of the 11th or something like that. Mouton came up, and hit a blast. I was yelling and cheering all around my house, because it was great fun. I think that was probably the day I became a White Sox fan, instead of just a Frank Thomas fan.
May 27, 200322 yr Author What a bizarre thread. Mouton played for us how long? Two years? He's no Darren Jackson. He was a lot of fun though. I saw him several times in Baltimore and Milwaukee after he left here. Always the life of the party, never said a bad word about anyone. This is the first time Ive ever agreed with steff. Lyle is awesome!
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