Put that funny stuff in here.

Greg the Bull leads off with a good one in chat.

Tonights Soxtalk chat sponsored by:  The Robert Taylor Homes

 

 

 

From Soxtalk through the ages,

 

The phrase "through the ages" made me laugh.

 

Ahhhh, I remember when Soxtalk was etched on a wall, and posters would walk up to the wall and etch their messages into it.

Of course, ss2k5bc had the most etchings on the wall.

"Mike, don't you have dinner to hunt for your family? Why are you always at the wall??"

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

Good God, you just reiterated what like a million other motherf***ers have said, word for word.  :puke

 

Are there a bunch of robots posting on soxtalk, or is it just me?

 

 

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Fathom with an instant classic in the "Why I'm Not Concerend" thread in PaleHose:

 

I am not worried because my father is a doctor, and he's going to make a fortune on patients coming in with sprained ankles jumping off of the Sox bandwagon.

 

 

Joe Crede is going to go all October on the Royals today.

In the 4/9 gamethread. I just love this.

Putting it all together thus far:

 

Having recovered from the 12-gague vasectemy, Johhny left the house for an evening of quaffing from the firkin, his buckshot-riddled nethers ornately festooned with his favorite merkin.

 

And to think, I could have been an English Comp teacher.

There is a great irony that today we sit at a fork in the road, where ex-immigrants are trying to make it harder for future immigrants.

 

No matter how high and mighty I may become, I will never forget that if it were not for the leniant immigration policies of the 19th and 20th century, my family may never have had the chance to come here.

 

So give us your tired, your hungry, your poor, because it is the American way to accept them. Let them take jobs, let them compete, because that is American. It is only those who are lazy, those who are drains on society that fear the immigrants.

 

Because can an immigrant that can not speak my language, that has not gone to high school, college, etc, really compete for my job?

 

The answer is no, and the reality is not one illegal immigrant has ever taken a job that I have wanted.

 

They take jobs from those who are no longer deserving, because they will work harder and for less. Its time to stop crying and asking for a bigger govt to come and protect us.

I remember a tailgate last year when I played catch with two girls: Rangercal's sister and Jason.

 

 

Aboz!

From Girl Fight! Thread by santo=dorf

 

She then marched down pit road and climbed halfway up Busch's box and had a heated exchange with Eva Bryan

 

Reminds me of this lesbian porno I saw where this one chick starting licking under this other girl's arm, and worked her way down south.

From the Haircuts thread

 

Its HAIR people.  It grows back.

 

 

Paulie wishes...

From the million year old ice thread

 

now they just need to find some million-year-old scotch to go with it.

I don't think the Nats would trade Ryan Church for a halfdecent prospect...

 

I doubt that, but even if they want to move him, they'll get a better offer than some generic midlevel prospect.  Even if they loathe the guy, they're not that stupid.

 

But santo offers a compromise proposal...

 

What if we threw in a 12 pack and a designated driver for Bowden?

A couple of awesom avatars made an appearance and I wanted to post them here.

 

From NukeCleveland

 

and the best from Steff

 

A message from Southsider2k5 after someone set up the screen name GoSosaGoCubs.

 

Looks like we have a Cub Troll . . .

 

Its gotta be like being a switchboard operator in a cellular phone world... Just not many chances to ply your craft, huh?

LarrySettles and his posse at their day jobs...

 

 

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...dpost&p=1113238

hatchet man on why he started the F U Moyer Thread.

 

"i had to vent. my wife doesn't really care. "

 

LOL!

From the bathroom remodeling thread....

 

Most bathrooms already have a urinal. It's usually called a shower...