If the Cubs had a real 21st Century scoreboard and If you were doing a Cubs introduction video, similar to our historical highlites shown before each game, what music would you play?

If the Cubs had a real 21st Century scoreboard and If you were doing a Cubs introduction video, similar to our historical highlites shown before each game, what music would you play?

 

 

The video should start with a man bringing a goat to the park. Some nice effects, like smoke and a shadowy figure. The shadowy figure is the grim reaper, and he brings a goat with him.

 

Then go into Lee Elias rant.

Then start the theme song for the cubs....I am a little tea pot short and stout, this is my handle this is my spout.

 

Then show all the historical losses and bad baseball that the cubs have shown. Maybe side by side towel throwing sessions by their top pitchers near the end.

 

And then to finish the video have the Bartman ball incident, with Alou doing his pout and jump routine.

 

Fade to black and then have it say...wait till next year.

The last sound played is Ronny Santo screaming, OOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO HE DROPPPED THE BALLLLLLL

All that over Music from the movie "Titanic"

I got those low down, mind messin' workin' at the urinal blues.

That circus music you always hear.

(DAH dah dahdeedahdee dah dahdahhhhdah)

I remember a line from an Adam Sandler movie where he yells "SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE!! III WANT TO DIE!!!". If you could make that into a full 4 minute or so song and show as many Cubs moments of infamy as possible during that time, it would be perfect.

Let's go Go-Go White Sox

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