June 22, 200322 yr I don't think so, I'm full of ideas! Maury would either be: 1.) posting here 2.) drinking beer; or 3.) playing 16" softball Me, Guido, and Ian would be running this country.
June 22, 200322 yr RPS would either be: 1.) posting here 2.) drinking beer; or 3.) playing 16" softball Me, Guido, and Ian would be running this country. Gudio might be to busy with Caliente.
June 22, 200322 yr Changes I could see with President Maury and his Cabinet: Hits juuuuuuuuust over the shortstop's head in 16" softball would be a home run Alcohol would be free Caliente would be mandatory viewing in school ( hey, they'd learn Spanish!! ) The Beastie Boys would perform the National Anthem International policy would be VERY VERY FRIGHTENING Jerry Reinsdorf would be deported Cubs fans would be taxed at a MUCH higher percentage than Sox fans Porn movies at the video store would NO LONGER be in their own little room Lars Ulrich would be deported ...I can't even describe what the interns would have to do!!!!
June 22, 200322 yr and the rest of the SNR crew (Guido, CubKilla, Ian, and all) were his cabinet, what would the United States of America be like??? Off-Topic?
June 25, 200322 yr if rps were the president we all would be drunk and jump off a bridge holding hands in unison.....do ya think that would be a world record....and if so who would record it for us..........
June 25, 200322 yr Author if rps were the president we all would be drunk and jump off a bridge holding hands in unison.....do ya think that would be a world record....and if so who would record it for us.......... Which bridge would that be???
June 25, 200322 yr Which bridge would that be??? pick one.. if rps were president im sure they would all be full of drunken jumpers..........
June 25, 200322 yr Author pick one.. if rps were president im sure they would all be full of drunken jumpers.......... How about the Michigan Avenue bridge; however, if RPS were the president, he'd probably call for all three TRUE Cub fans to come together, and he'd push them off the bridge without a life jacket!!!
June 25, 200322 yr How about the Michigan Avenue bridge; however, if RPS were the president, he'd probably call for all three TRUE Cub fans to come together, and he'd push them off the bridge without a life jacket!!! yeah but thats not far enough drop... now if ya put them on the sky way...lol.......hmmmmm........if there were a jump here id have to pick the sears tower.. we wanna make sure that those scrub fans feel that pain on the way down.....
June 25, 200322 yr Author yeah but thats not far enough drop... now if ya put them on the sky way...lol.......hmmmmm........if there were a jump here id have to pick the sears tower.. we wanna make sure that those scrub fans feel that pain on the way down..... Now THAT'S an idea!!! And make sure they have to fall down from a corner where there's a lot of unevenness in the building so they have to gash their heads on the corners of sections of the Sears Tower...lol! We could do this right before Valentine's Day, and have the streets of Chicago colored in blood for the occasion...lol.
June 25, 200322 yr Now THAT'S an idea!!! And make sure they have to fall down from a corner where there's a lot of unevenness in the building so they have to gash their heads on the corners of sections of the Sears Tower...lol! We could do this right before Valentine's Day, and have the streets of Chicago colored in blood for the occasion...lol. a new twist to the st. valentines day massacre.........i like it.........sacrafice all scrub fans.......
June 25, 200322 yr RPS, don't forget what happened to the last Irish-Catholic President we had... ...he f***ed Marilyn Monroe!
June 25, 200322 yr And they say men are violent! Geez.... ahh to know stevie is to hate him with a passion.... its a skill we pride ourselves in......... if you knew him you would know what i was talking about...........lucky for you, you dont......
June 25, 200322 yr subjuctive is contrary to fact, in that RPS is not president now, the correct use is were. Other contrary to fact uses of subjunctive (which ignores singular/plural): if Pujols were as good as CLee If Illinois students were as smart as ISU student If Bush were only to have a brain if cub fans were toilet trained I take offense to the 2nd comment Illinois students are smarter than ISU students, and their football team is far superior to the powder puff team they throw together at ISU
June 25, 200322 yr subjuctive is contrary to fact, in that RPS is not president now, the correct use is were. Other contrary to fact uses of subjunctive (which ignores singular/plural): if Pujols were as good as CLee If Illinois students were as smart as ISU student If Bush were only to have a brain if cub fans were toilet trained I take offense to the 2nd comment Illinois students are smarter than ISU students, and their football team is far superior to the powder puff team they throw together at ISU and northwestern has em all beat............ lol
June 25, 200322 yr RPS, don't forget what happened to the last Irish-Catholic President we had... ...he f***ed Marilyn Monroe! THAT makes 2 of us
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