We need all the laughs we can get, in this, the Monday of months.

From the Cocaine thread

 

Ive never tried it but everyone I know that has claimed they didnt like the actual coke....they just LOVED the way it smelled.

I thought I heard someone blasting the new Yoko Ono disc through a car stereo last night, but it turns out my neighbor just needs new brakes really badly.

Why do teachers get such great joy in f***ing kids over?

Its prepares you for the real world. Get used to it.

 

awesome

Mean-spirited but clever:

 

Every time Santo doesn't get in (to the Hall of Fame), I tell my Cub fan friends "he doesn't have a leg to stand on in this debate".

From the SouthsideIrish Parade thread, the best use of another posters name

 

Wow, how many posters get a parade named after them?

Is there a Ss2k5 parade scheduled for next week in Michigan City?

In the robotic vacuum thread . . .

 

I have a friend who has had one for a couple years and swears by it.

 

Personally, I fear that if I got one, it would be the one unit in the bunch that achieved sentience and revolted to kill me in my sleep.

 

Nah, there is a better chance it would be your wife after living with you all of those years...

 

Sleep well

I really don't know where to ask this question, so I'll do it here.

 

Does anyone know how to use invisible font on AIM? I've tried making the color of the words and the background white, but it just comes out grey.

Sure I know how to use the invisible font. Thew details are provided below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you get all that?

 

(The DOW is) down 383 as I post.

 

 

Then STOP POSTING, man!!

Coming in for the "one way ticket to hell" category, is Knightni in the Santo HOF thread

 

He's not half as qualified as he used to be.

 

But I am stumped as to why they denied him.

A reluctant Flax entry from the Jesus documentary thread...

 

I too am VERY skeptical about this - and I'm about as far from a Christian as one can get. The things I've read have said that the inscriptions are incredibly hard to decipher - and the coincidence of the names just seems too easy for me.

 

To whoever questioned the middle class tomb - there is no evidence on either side that can prove how rich or poor Jesus' family was. Take everything in the Bible with a grain of salt unless it can be confirmed in other secular 1st Century sources.

 

The thing that makes me the most mad about this whole thing - is how desperate the filmmakers & some non-Christians seem to disprove Christianity. Since when did someone need EVIDENCE to disprove that someone didn't rise from the dead? Common sense should dictate this.

 

I don't see it changing anyone's minds. Good Christians will have their faith, regardless of what anyone says. Why is either side so desperate for validation? Just respect others' beliefs - why do this just to piss the other side off? What good does that serve?

 

 

Unless it's Sodom and Gomorrah stuff from the OT. That you have to take with a pillar of salt.