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Political Jokes

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Candidate Biden claims Candidate Obama

is "clean". Sounds... nice. But can

there be too much of a good thing?

 

 

The Top 8 Signs a Presidential Candidate Is Too Clean

 

 

8> Never went to law school. Enough said.

 

7> Forget shaking hands; he insists you sanitize your knuckle

before he'll give you a fist bump.

 

6> Her record? A blank piece of paper.

 

5> His dirty laundry is sorted into neatly stacked misdemeanor,

felony and treasonous piles.

 

4> Constantly refers to Adrian Monk as "that disgusting slob".

 

3> You can see his teeth sparkling. From 100 yards away. With his

mouth closed.

 

2> His Secretary of State squeaks.

 

 

and the Number 1 Sign a Presidential Candidate Is Too Clean...

 

 

1> Can't score you any weed.

 

 

 

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