NORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!&

[juddling]

From one of my favorite sitcoms of all time......

 

Hey Norm!

This is gleaned from a posting by Raymond Chen at U.C. Berkeley May 6 1991.

 

At the time the following had been checked against videotapes (of the TV show Cheers) (in chronological order): No Help Wanted

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?

Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

 

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?

Norm: Hey, I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.

Fortune and Men's Weights:

Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm?

Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

 

Coach: What's up, Norm?

Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.

Snow Job:

Coach: What's shaking, Norm?

Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.

 

Coach: Beer, Normie?

Norm: Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young.

 

Norman's Conquest:

[Norm comes in with an attractive woman.]

Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?

Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.

 

I'll Be Seeing You (Part 2)

Coach: What's up, Normie?

Norm: The temperature under my collar, Coach.

 

Diane Meets Mom:

Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?

Norm: Going down?

 

[Norm returns from the hospital.]

Coach: What's up, Norm?

Norm: Everything that's supposed to be.

 

 

The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter:

Sam: What's new, Normie?

Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer.

 

King of the Hill:

Coach: What'll it be, Normie?

Norm: Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

The Mail Goes to Jail:

Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?

Norm: Daddy wuvs you.

Behind Every Great Man:

Sam: What'd you like, Normie?

Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer.

 

Norm: Afternoon, everybody.

Cliff: Afternoon, everybody.

All: [silence]

The Executive's Executioner:

Sam: What will you have, Norm?

Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.

Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.

Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

Birth, Death, Love and Rice:

Sam: What do you say, Norm?

Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.

Woody Goes Belly Up:

Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?

Norm: Hiya, sailor. New in town?

Diane's Nightmare:

Norm: [coming in the from the rain] Evening, everybody.

All: Norm! (Norman!)

Sam: Still pouring, Norm?

Norm: That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday:

Sam: What's the good word, Norm?

Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.

Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer...

Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah ...

Sam: One heartburn cocktail coming up.

Love Thy Neighbor:

Sam: Whaddya say, Norm?

Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes.

The Bar Stoolie:

Woody: What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer.

The Triangle:

Woody: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Elope with my wife.

[Norm is angry.]

Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Clifford Clavin's head.

Take My Shirt ... Please?

Woody: How's life, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Oh, I'm waiting for the movie.

The Peterson Principle:

Sam: Hey, what's happening, Norm?

Norm: Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

Tan 'n Wash:

Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treating you?

Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

 

Norm: Hey, everybody.

All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.]

Norm: Norm! (Norman!)

How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson?

Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer.

Home is the Sailor:

[The bar is completely different, since Sam went sailing around the world and sold the bar.]

Norm: Hey, everybody.

Woody: Norm! [nobody else in the bar says anything]

Norm: That's it, I'm leaving.

 

Norm: [comes in, pretending to be Joe Average customer, as part of operation Wayne Down the Dwain]

Customer: Norm!

Norm: [quietly] Not now!

Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2:

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.

A Kiss is Still a Kiss:

Sam: How's life treating you?

Norm: It's not, Sammy, but you can!

Let Sleeping Drakes Lie:

Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: A little early, isn't it, Woody?

Woody: For a beer?

Norm: No, for stupid questions.

Airport V:

Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.

One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape, Part 2:

Pepe: [something in Spanish]

Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back:

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.

Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.

Don't Paint Your Chickens:

Sam: Beer, Norm?

Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

Call Me, Irresponsible:

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, "Insert beer here."

Two Girls For Every Boyd:

Sam: What can I get you, Norm

Norm: [scratching his beard] Got any flea powder? Ah, just kidding. Gimme a beer; I think I'll just drown the little suckers.

Feeble Attraction:

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?

Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?

Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh:

Sam: What are you up to, Norm?

Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

Loverboyd:

Woody: Nice cold beer coming up, Mr. Peterson.

Norm: You mean, "Nice cold beer going down Mr. Peterson."

Veggie-Boyd:

Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?

Norm: Open up those beer taps and, oh, take the day off, Sam.

It's a Wonderful Wife:

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.

 

 

[Middle Buffalo]

Cheers was so good. Way better than Gary's "Old Town Tavern."

[knightni]

Wait, I'll prove to you that I'm not Anton.

 

(Walks into Cheers)

 

Afternoon Everybody!

 

ANTON!

 

 

 

lol

[FlaSoxxJim]

Cheers was so good. Way better than Gary's "Old Town Tavern."

 

Definitely a nice place to stop in for a drink after a nice dinner upstairs at Melville's.