April 1, 200719 yr Friday the Texas Lottory Commission confirmed my winning ticket and my attorney and I will be in Austin collecting one of those silly oversized checks I can't take to the bank. Note: This will be one very nice set of direct deposits. I am now a millionaire times a bunch. I will be giving away most of the money, starting with those around here who haven't pissed me off too bad. I may even reward a GOPerhead or three. Sign in here to tell me why you deserve $10,000
April 2, 200719 yr QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 1, 2007 -> 07:01 PM) Sign in here to tell me why you deserve $10,000 I need money for a flight to Switzerland to take part in this year's spaghetti harvest. Sox need a backup catcher, so if you want to help them I'll wait and do the Swiss Pastapalooza thing next year. Congratulations on your good fortune, Uncle Moneybags.
April 2, 200719 yr I need $10,000 to build a filing annex for all the stuff I'll get from Gmail Paper.
April 2, 200719 yr Well, it's official - my daughter telling me that our car got a flat tire is officially the closest thing to a funny April Fool's Day gag I heard this year.
April 2, 200719 yr QUOTE(The Critic @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 04:26 AM) Well, it's official - my daughter telling me that our car got a flat tire is officially the closest thing to a funny April Fool's Day gag I heard this year. You didn't get a chuckle out of The Google's TiSP?
April 2, 200719 yr QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 09:08 AM) You didn't get a chuckle out of The Google's TiSP? As a stand-alone joke, it was OK, but it didn't really work for me as an April Fool's joke. Truth is, I think the whole April Fool's thing is over.
April 2, 200719 yr QUOTE(The Critic @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 10:20 AM) As a stand-alone joke, it was OK, but it didn't really work for me as an April Fool's joke. Truth is, I think the whole April Fool's thing is over. Uh, yeah, it's now April 2nd. Duh.
April 2, 200719 yr Author QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 09:30 AM) Uh, yeah, it's now April 2nd. Duh. Or maybe, we are all playing a joke on you and it's really April 1, Sunday, and you don't need to be working.
April 2, 200719 yr QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 10:21 AM) Or maybe, we are all playing a joke on you and it's really April 1, Sunday, and you don't need to be working. That would be a cruel, CRUEL joke. Did I mention it would be cruel?
April 3, 200719 yr Too bad Bill Murray couldn't keep reliving April Fool's Day, that would have been a riot!
April 3, 200719 yr QUOTE(zimne piwo @ Apr 3, 2007 -> 06:06 AM) Too bad Bill Murray couldn't keep reliving April Fool's Day, that would have been a riot! nah, you got to appreciate the groundhog
April 3, 200719 yr QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 06:45 AM) He did post this on April 1st Not here he didn't.
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