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Biker's penis hit by lightning

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22478633-13762,00.html

 

Biker's penis hit by lightning

 

By staff writers

 

September 25, 2007 11:12am

 

A Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

 

Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

 

He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

 

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

 

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

 

That's just as long as lightning doesn't stike in the same place twice.

Heavy Metal Thunder indeed.

 

(cue Steppenwolf soundtrack. . . )

Hopefully lightning won't strike twice. Yowzas!

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 25, 2007 -> 09:00 AM)
Heavy Metal Thunder indeed.

 

(cue Steppenwolf soundtrack. . . )

 

How do you keep lightening lit?

I would call myself Mr. Electricity after that.

I would name it the lighting rod

QUOTE(3E8 @ Sep 25, 2007 -> 08:33 PM)
I would name it the lighting rod

 

Mighty Mighty Shaft of Lightning overdoing it a bit, then?

"They call me Mr. Electricity because when I plug it in, I really turn you on!"

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