My son is going as this, when my cub fan loving neighbors ask him what a scary skeleton he is. I am going to tell him, he isnt a skeleton, he is a baseball player from the last cubs world championship team.

Still laughing! Man...you really got me on that one. Will definately pass that one on to guys at work.

I'll robably get thrown off the board for this "Groaner" but here's what I once went as.

I had a black kettle strapped around my neck and it was filled up with bars of "Dial" soap. There was a ten dollar bill attached to the kettle. When people asked me what I was. I said that the ten dollars was for any one who could guess what I was goingas. No one ever got it. You guys got any clues, before you peek at the answer?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer:

I went as a "Crock-a-dial" (crocadile)

I read the board qute a bit, but don't post a whole lot. After this answer..........Do I still get to stay on the board?

I'll robably get thrown off the board for this "Groaner" but here's what I once went as.

I had a black kettle strapped around my neck and it was filled up with bars of "Dial" soap. There was a ten dollar bill attached to the kettle. When people asked me what I was. I said that the ten dollars was for any one who could guess what I was goingas. No one ever got it. You guys got any clues, before you peek at the answer?

Answer:

I went as a "Crock-a-dial" (crocadile)

I read the board qute a bit, but don't post a whole lot. After this answer..........Do I still get to stay on the board?

 

lol, no probly not

lol, no probly not

 

Wish you could go though.

Wish you could go though.

 

but what about pepperoni nipples?

I may just show up to a party in a pair of jeans only.

 

I'd be a premature ejaculation -- everywhere I went, I just came in my pants.

 

/rimshot

I'm going as Gunther and the Sunshine Girls.