Thought some of this stuff was pretty hilarious. Hopefully this isn't another failed thread that someone started here before me. I contributed a few small tidbits. Feel free to add your town if its missing or whatever the site rules permit.

 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chicago#The_suburbs_of_Chicago

The neighborhood of Bridgeport best known for wearing a winter coat and shorts at the same time.And on the special occasions throw in a visor put on backwards and upside down.And if you are black or have been tanning, walk and drive fast when entering this neighborhood.

Woodridge - One of the horniest cities in America.

The quote about West Dundee is soo true. There ain't s*** to do in Elgin except piss away your life savings at the casino. You would think in a city of 100,000 there would be a damn mall within the city limits. I've said this since I was a freshman in HS, that Elgin sucks and I have no f***ing clue why everyone is moving here. In the last 10 years we've had a population increase of about 11-15 thousand.