Obama: You don't scare me, have you met my wife?

Have I told you lately that I hate you

Have I told you there's no one else below you

Fill my heart with sadness, take away all my gladness

Create my troubles, that's what you do

Hillary: Your profile is very masculine.

 

Obama: As is yours.

Hill: I've got you by the balls!

Obama: No, I've got YOU by the balls!

(From the place I got the pic from)

 

HIll: (swooning) You had me at tax the rich!

I just keep hearing the song "Secret Lovers" playing in my head.........

Hey! One of us will be the next President of the United States. Does that make you as hot as it does me?

Hill: "Let's have intercourse."

Obama: "No thank you."