Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

 

Number 10:

Decorating the house (with plywood).

 

Number 9:

Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

 

Number 8:

Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

 

Number 7:

Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

 

Number 6:

Family coming to stay with you.

 

Number 5:

Family and friends from out of state calling you.

 

Number 4:

Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

 

Number 3:

Days off from work.

 

Number 2:

Candles.

 

And the Number 1 reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:

At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house . . .

I thought they were like marriages, a lot of sucking and blowing at first, but in the end you lose the house.

I thought they were like marriages, a lot of sucking and blowing at first, but in the end you lose the house.

 

Los FTW